Where are all the toilets in Azeroth? As a Tauren, I can just poop anywhere. Moreover, a Tauren Druid can just shift forms and go in the woods. I have never seen a toilet in any major city, however there is an outhouse in Searing Gorge. Interesting.
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I like to think my mage just poops into a portal and lets it go free.
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TIL it was your poop we’ve been digging through in Nagrand all this time.
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As an Orc I simply poop in a bag and save it for consumption later.
You can probably use the moat in Undercity. Just hop in, take a little swim, and keep a straight face.
OP, clearly you have never heard of a chamber pot.
OP, why do you think Stormwind has a canal running through it? Just a word of caution, do not go for a swim in the SW canals.
There is a reason that nobody swims in the canals in Stormwind. The tauren have the best set up- they just drop it off the edge of the mesa.
Edit- Littlerascal beat me to the canals lol
Hmm, now I’m interested in hearing how each race deals with it’s excrement.
Dwarves incinerate theirs, obviously.
Gnomes shrink it via shrink ray
Humans, the canals
Night elves/Tauren, fertilizer
Spacegoats poop crystals that they sell as jewelery.
Orcs use theirs in seige weapons
Trolls just poop wherever with their insane squatting abilities
Undead don’t poop
Blood Elves pretend they don’t poop, but they all have secret chamber pots and scented candles.
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Same tbh.
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We hold these truths to be self evident! 
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