I'm going to go buy a watermelon

[Speedwagon-area-52]

Don’t ruin that good watermelon by adding feta cheese, salad dressing or other nonsense. Please.

[Caelus-proudmoore (Caelus)]

I am a sane doggy. I eat my watermelon raw.

Though, I have heard whispers of people eating it with salt, and I’ll admit the idea crossed my mind. But I don’t want to ruin my watermelon experience.

[Darvile-moon-guard (Darvile)]

@Caelus-proudmoore

I have heard whispers of people eating it with salt

Chili, lime and salt.
Tajin.
delicioso

[Chroesire-bleeding-hollow (Chroesire)]

@Goldenax-whisperwind

I continuously overestimate the amount of groceries I can actually carry. I’ll walk out to the Giant Food (because the Teeter is too far away) with like two bags. And I’ll have to haul back those said bags filled to the brim because I’m an idiot.

I ended up buying a little collapsable wheeled cart thing for exactly this purpose. It’s still a bit rocky with the dodgy sidewalks around here but it makes it possible to do a substantial grocery trip without a car or even a bike.

[Valyntina-stormrage (Valyntina)]

@Renascia-wyrmrest-accord

carrying it home under your shirt

Not Cool : Watermelon Prank Shane Dawson Movie

[Zemus-hyjal]

You could just drive to Target. There’s a grocery store just two blocks from my house, but I still drive to it with my car.

[Caelus-proudmoore (Caelus)]

Girl, please. I live in Portland. I don’t own a car.

Plus, I get exercise daily for not driving.