I'll take N'Zoth over Sylvanas

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There. I said it. Patty Mattson is a great lady, but every time I hear Sylvanas’s smug monologuing, I feel my eyes suck themselves deeper into their sockets. Meanwhile, Darin De Paul sounds like he’s singing me to sleep every time I hear the Drowned God. Suave suave eldritch horror.

Horde players, you have my sympathies.

Edit: This thread was originally posted as a meme, because somebody posted that they’d rather have Sylvanas over Anduin, and ended it with “Alliance players, you have my sympathies.” I don’t actually want either of them.

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I’d rather hear Sylvanas on loop for 24 hours than have to quest with Nathanos again.

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I’m not sure I’m sold on this one. I want to hear more about N’zoth’s policies, first. What is his position on the Laffer curve and differential tax rates?

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N’zoth seems like a great Warchief, the kind of lovecrafian horror you’d want to have a beer with

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You make a case.

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Was SF like this before BFA?

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Bfa broke us all.

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Exactly what I was thinking lol.

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I came around BfA, so… probably not, no.

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To be fair I am exaggerating a bit, we always had silly threads but less maybe.

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The SF felt a lot like this during Cataclysm/MoP. Go figure.

Here’s one that’ll blow your minds, though: in Vanilla, all the threads were about how Blizzard was obviously biased towards the Alliance.

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All you’re proving, Granny boy, is that Sylvanas is a weapon unto herself. Much like Ayn Rand.

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I’m the mouthpiece of an eldritch horror, and I approve this message.

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I got sick of her voice the first time I heard her in Wrath… I miss Sylvanas’ old voice actress.

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Daren De Paul has an amazing voice, loved him as Ardyn loved him as emperor Valkorion so yeah I’m gonna side with Eldritch sempai over undead one trick pony.

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Nzoth should lead both the alliance and the horde he is the leader we need.

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I wasn’t expecting my meme post to get necro’d but alright.

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I didnt even read the dates

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I take it as another symptom of BfA. Memes are generally preferable and recieved more positively than the actual story.

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all of your memes will be necro’d