If you could have an NPC of your character in WoW, where would they be, and what would they do? What would be their on-click quotes? I just remembered an old thread from before that got deleted when Blizz remade the forums, and decided I’d see if I could revive the topic, so here we go.
Doyce Saerans; most likely in Old Ironforge and running around partly on fire or building some kind of gnome-sized tonk, offering engineering training and selling various uncommon guns. Before night, he’d usually be in human form, and after night, he’d be in worgen form. He sort of spoke like Flynn Fairwind but with a bit of a dwarvish and goblin dialect.
Greetings
“Hm? Oh, aye, how’re you’ze?”
“Y’need sumthin’ blown up? Ye’ll find nae betta’.”
“Let’s make ah deal.”
“Aaaaalroight, let’s get down tae’ business.”
Worgen form only.
“Ah’m a mutt, aye. Y’really ain’t shocked on tha’?” snickering
Dismiss
“Don’ be a Doyce.”
“Doyce means ‘failure’, by th’way.”
“Weeeell, let’s get movin’. We’ve shipments tae’ make.”
“Keep this between us.”
Annoyed/Silly
Snickering sheepishly, “Hey, uh…y’do know ah’m married, roight?”
“Oy, stop tha’. Ah’m no cheat…not on Mia, anyway.”
“Ye’ kin sto’ tha’ now, ‘er ah’ll show ye’ how well me explosions woik.”
“Ah think we’re 'bout done 'ere.”
Humming the Mean Streets of Gadgetzan theme.