If your character was an NPC

Safere would be found walking back and forth to every tavern in Stormwind, periodically stopping at the docks to look out at the water.

Greetings

“How’s it hanging, buddy?”
“You got a light?”
“If you’ve got the coin, I’ve got the cutlass.”
“Need a bodyguard?”
“You got any uh, mice? Jackson’s hungry…” Sound of Snake Hissing
Belch

Dismiss

“See ya later, hun.”
“Back to job-hunting…”
“Tell your friends! My rates are plenty fair.”
“Time for a drink, eh?”
Longer Belch

Annoyed/Silly

“Whoa, easy on the goods darling.”
“I’d say buy me a drink first, but I already got one. …Eh, what the hell.”
"Yeah, the eye is fake. Wanna see? Popping Sound
“Sic em, Jackson!” Soft Hiss “Oh, you little coward!”
30 Second Belch “…'scuse me.”

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Vigil would be an NPC standing within Bashal’Aran when Darkshore is controlled by the Alliance, and would offer the purchase various fel-themed small-term power-up items specifically for use within the zone against targeted rares.

A small quest she might be associated with would involve pushing beyond the forward lines to recover or burn the bodies of several fallen Sentinels, that they might be put to rest and spared the possibility of being raised.

Greetings:

“Seize the power for which you are destined…”
“Fate shall be ours to decide.”
“No mercy for the merciless.”

Dismiss:

“Fate favor you.”
“I have not forgotten my people…”
“Do not grow complacent; the Goddess has abandoned us before.”

Pissed:

“Enough; I tire of your prattling…”
“You should stay your tongue before someone cuts it off…”
“Stand any further in my way, and you’ll burn with the others…”
“Katra-zil shukil…”

Greetings
“Sup.”
“Hi.”
“Wyd?”
“I’m ok hbu?”
“hi”
“Did you see the latest Avengers trailer?”

Goodbye
“Add me on Snapchat!”
“Add me on Instagram.”
“Ok, see you soon.”

Annoyed/Silly
“That’s so like, not PC.”
“That’s racist.”
“Stop touching me, you’re violating me.”
“I’m going to tell them you assaulted me.”
“Stop!”

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Naztherron is an NPC that appears neutral for Alliance players, friendly to Horde players that have chosen Sylvanas and unfriendly to Horde players that have opted to aid Saurfang. He has no set location and can be found roaming any part of Northrend. He has three sets of dialogue for his different standings.

Friendly
“We’ll fight again. This time we’ll win.”
“Finally, we have returned.”
“This land aches for vengeance.”
“Remember, no Gutterspeak.”

Neutral
“Mind yourself in the days to come.”
“I detest giving you this chance.”
“On what side of my blade do you stand?”
“I remember how easy it was to take Stromgarde. Would you truly defy her rightful king?”

Unfriendly
“You don’t belong in Northrend.”
“You’ve come to bargain? There’s no use begging.”
“Seeing someone like you here has affirmed my belief this will be easy.”
“You openly defy a power you can not even comprehend.”

Falyn’nos Dawnmourne is an Archeology trainer with no set location, and wanders around the Arathi Basin and Darkshore warfronts. He appears friendly to both Horde and Alliance, no matter which faction controls the regions. You may also purchase a toy from him that allows you to transform into a child version of yourself.

Greetings
“Good day to you.”
“Ah, we meet at last. I knew you’d come.”
Warm chuckle “Greetings, young one.”
“You’ve come to buy from old Falyn’nos?”
“Oh finally, I was getting bored, here.”
“A lovely day, isn’t it, young one?” Chuckles

Goodbye
“Sands watch over you.”
“Farewell, young one. I predict that we’ll meet again.”
“Do watch out for that enemy behind you.”
“Tell me about your adventures sometime.”

Annoyed/Silly
“What do you want?”
“Can you not?”
“Didn’t your parental figure tell you that poking someone repeatedly will get you sans one finger?”
“Believe me, I’m not that kind of man.”
“Yes, I’m single, but I’m not interested.”
“I don’t feel like robbing the cradle, Young One. You’re much too young for me.”

Additionally, you can choose the following dialogue options.

  • “What’s a guy like you doing in a war zone like this? You could get killed.”

“Young one, when you get to my age, you honestly don’t give a damn about dying. I come here to watch history unfold. Unfortunate that so much blood has to be spilled. I eagerly await to see what happens.”

  • “Surrender yourself now, and come quietly.”

“I think not.” Falyn’nos’ form shimmers, and he disappears (This resets his path, and he spawns again an hour later)

  • “Isn’t it a little dangerous to just be observing things? This is a war zone, after all.”

“Don’t worry about me, young one. I’ve been through things like this before. Have I ever told you the story of how Arthas became the Lich King?”

Sere Featherstrike is a Cenarion Circle Druid of the Claw posted in Feralas to aid in the kaldorei reclamation efforts of the many ruins.

Greetings:
“The trees whispered your name.”
“What do you ask of the wilds?”
“Chosen of Ursoc at your service.”
“Did the wisps guide you here?”

Dismissal:
“I’ll show them real claws.”
“When next we cross paths.”
“Always look towards the sky.”

Pissed
“I’d rather be hibernating.”
“Have you ever been chased by a bear?”
“Begone, sapling.”
“I’ll be the last bear you poke.”

Captain Jalanili is a liquor vendor in Booty Bay.

Greetings:
“Hey there.”
“What what?”
“Do you wanna try some of this?”
“Hey, what’s up?”

Dismissal:
“Whaaaaaatever.”
“Yeah yeah.”
“I was done talking to you anyhow.”
“Dioniss something-something whatever.”

Annoyed/Silly:
“I’d say I’m not that kind of gal, but I mean…”
“No, seriously, knock it off. Do you see this gun?”
“Look, pal, I shoot for the knees. You wanna keep 'em? Keep your fingers to yourself.”
“I ever tell you about the time I saw my spider carry off a gnome? It was godsdamned horrifying. But I bet he can carry bigger if he wants.”

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Fizzle Fazzlecoin would be using a model similar to Gallywix’s due to being overweight, sitting on a throne on a water elemental in the bar in Murder Row in Silvermoon. Basically, he’d function as a barber shop.(imgur .com/a/9GqFHGu ) Also, he sounds like Doug Dimmadome.

Greetings:
“Welcome to Fazzlecoin Facespace, the absolute best spa in Azeroth!”
“Bow before the Fharoh.”
“With a coupon, you’ll be looking as sexy as I am.”
“Ohhh, hello there, gobboyim.”

Goodbyes:
“Come back when you’re willing to fill my pockets.”
“The Fharoh dismisses you. For now.”
“Don’t get killed! I have need of your wallet.”
“Don’t forget to use that shampoo!”

Annoyed
“H-hey, there. Hands off the chins!”
Gallywix is fat?! Oh, puh-lease, he doesn’t have the stomach to get eight chins like I do.”
“If you don’t stop touching me, I’ll be calling security.”
“You do know I’m developing a biological weapon made straight from my own body odor, right? I could use a test subject.”

You’ve essentially just summed up the majority of my RP lately. No wonder Dloin and Sarfere get along!

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Eveneah is a High Priestess as well as a healer of The Light, so you would find her walking around the Cathedral of Light in Stormwind, sometimes kneeling over to watch over a injured refugee or talking with the other Priest and Paladin NPCs there. She would either be a Priest Trainer, or someone who sells healing and mana potions, item levels 1 to 85. Wearing her Avatar item set and matching staff, sans the Cowl.

At times during a event, she might give you a quest to help find medicine for someone who is sick or dying if you are a healer class.

Opening Text
“I have done some traveling in my time, and so have collected various herbs and medical potion recipes for many brave adventurers such as you.”
Or
“Have you come to hone your skills in the ways of The Light?”

Greetings
First time clicking: “May I help you?”
“Do you need of healing?”
“If you are in need of a Apothecary I am available.”
“Have you come to assist us?”
“Welcome to The Cathedral of Light.”

Farewell
“Light Bless you.”
“Have a nice evening.”
“Keep yourself safe friend”
“May The Light watch over you and your loved ones.”
“If you and your comrades are in need of healing, you are always welcome here within The Cathedral.”

Annoyed
“Ugh, moron.”
“Try that again and you will feel the blunt side of my staff.”
“Well, there is a person I wouldn’t mind Sylvanas offing.” /snarker.

Kat would probably be a Rogue Trainer, although she would despise dealing with anyone. Probably hanging around the shady area of a major city or tavern.

Greetings
“Ugh… How did you find me?”
“What do you want?”
Sighs “What is it?..”
“Huh? Did you need something?”
Goodbye / Farewells
“Finally…”
“Whatever, bye.”
“Watch your back…”

Annoyed
“Stop, while you can.”
“Do you find this amusing?”
“Wanna know where the phrase, “Kat got your tongue?” Came from? I’ll gladly show you.”
“You’re on the list.”

Quest giver for the Gnomeregan Covert Ops. alongside Kelsey Steelspark.

Greetings
“Always forward.”
“What do you ask of the Architect?”
“Gnomeregan stands.”
“Are you in need of Gnomish aid?”
“The Gnomish people live on.”
“Gnomeregan. Then, now, forever.”

Goodbye/Farewells
“Stand tall.”
“For Gnomeregan.”
“Daylight’s burning.”
“Stand together, stand tall.”

Annoyed
“You’re not fit to be a chicken.”
“Begone, tally.”
“My, you’re a testy one.”
“If Gnomeregan leaves the Alliance, you can watch as your airships plummet from the sky. Not that we’d ever do that. You treat us sooooo well.”
“Sprocket Club, f-f-f-f-for life!”
“Hello, me ol’ chum. I’m gnot a gnelf. I’m gnot a gnoblin. I’m a gnome. And you’ve been gnomed.”

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