Mine would be a puzzle boss, if you guess wrong you get port’d Dalaran crater. And my puzzle changes each run, so you can’t WoWhead me.
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you’d also be a most glorious “anti deadweight in LFR” boss. it would be great
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Burn baby burn!
All 50 of my characters…
And they’re not raid boss sized. Just regular size. No flashy mogs or effects to make it easy to tell the healers apart. Fortunately for you, I don’t really like healers… but unfortunately, a lot of my characters can rez if they drop combat.
Have fun.
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[Divine Devastation]
Like Twilight dev but gold and leaves trails of consecrated ground. High DMG + slow effect.
[Holy Shield]
Reflects a damaging attack from the highest DPS. Unavoidable.
[Avengers Shield]
Interrupt and 20 second silence. Casts only at healers
[Enrage]
I bubble and activate all raid members hearthstones, unavoidably sending them to their home inn.
I’d have a 30 sec cd that insta-kills the top damage dealer.
Every player’s character will be frozen, unplayable, and non-disconnectable as I pose and place them into environments and situations as they tickle my fancy, culminating in a final few-second scene that is silly or endearing—and possibly contains pop-culture or forum references. Players whose characters are used in the final scene gain a recording of the encounter that they can cherish forever. Everyone else’s characters are permanently deleted. 
I might not have any loot drops, but I hand out hearts like candy…
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I would have the power to make all Gnomes in the raid go to sleep. This spell will be cast automatically, every ten seconds with a 30 second duration.
That way NO Gnomes would get the kill. Guilds would bench them instead of wasting dispels on them.
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I would herald the hatching of my daughter.
Could probably be countered by misdirected on pull and a blood dk tanking because their threat + healing threat would have you stick to them like glue!
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Fine. MD doesn’t work and Blood DKs’ healing causes no threat. Only non-tank flagged characters’ healing causes threat.
To do background check. If you don’t have real job in real life you die instantly upon entering boss room 
I kamehameha the party as soon as they enter my room, which I can do since I started casting it two expansions prior.
My enrage or whatever you call it here is me quickly finding and reading out loud
each player most controversial post on the forums to the party.
Depression, you could never beat me than.
I’d probably just fall over and die. I’d be the second easiest end boss after Xavius. Because noone can be easier than Xavius.
Hold my beer
You walk into my area and there are piles of loot on the floor with a sign saying take all you want while I sit in a chair eating noodles.
If I got to 3% health, I would immediately regain full health, 2 times in a row and then it would stop. This would piss off all raiders.
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I’d have a spell that would steal everyone weapon if they stood in fire.
and I’d have alot of fire spells
Random immunity to either melee or ranged at 100%. It also had a chance to switch between immunities every time I’m engaged in combat.