If you sat down with Ion what would your conversation consist of?

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I could suggest a good domina. Perhaps that’s what he needs.

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Probably nothing WoW related to be honest. I wouldn’t expect any real answers there.

Maybe I’d ask his interests outside of WoW. How the family is doing. What his favorite foods are. Small talk.

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I’d scream at Ion, “Get off my lawn kid”

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What in their not so right minds made them get rid of the artifacts along with traits also why can we not cross spec transmog as a BM hunter I want to use my MM bow skin.

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I’d be like:

“Why can’t we stick with MoP systems since it had more subs than everything you have created and designed since then?”

“Why so determined to destroy the pvp gearing system that was extremely popular for over 10 years?”

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My first question:

“How’d you get into my house?” (Probably my kids, they always let game directors in without me knowing)

Second question:

“Would you like something to drink?”

Third question:

“Will Rey turn to the dark side in the next Star Wars?”

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Ion would likely be the Kellyanne Conway of WoW. Or Bahgdad Bob for anyone triggered.

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Steampunk sits across from Ion Hazzikostas, grabs her note pad and pen.

Ion, can I call you Ion or would you prefer Mr. Hazzikostas…Ok then Ion it is.

So I have few questions here and would like to hear your thoughts.

“Why are there no Ducks?”
Well you see in Azeroth…blah blah blah blah…blah blah blahblah…blah,

Hmm I see, very enlightening next question,

"Why can’t we scale walls with the Spider mount?

Well…blah blah blah

Ok then, just a couple of more questions, cookie? grumbles made them fresh today…

blah

What is your morbid fascination with poop quest?

Blah…blah…blah…

wait, what…that’s kind of gross

Blah blah BLAH

What does having a cell phone have to with poop quest?

BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

No reason to get rude!

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Hey now you leave my Mom out of this!!!

censored

Steampunk jumps from her chair and tackles Ion…

GO TO BREAK GO TO BREAK!!!

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Why can I not have an even bigger beard?

Come on, Ion. I need a BIGGER BEARD.

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why would I want to converse with him? i’m really not into double talk, propaganda, and flat out lies.

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  1. Playable Silver Covenant
  2. Excessive transmog restrictions
  3. Playable Silver Covenant
  4. I’d ask why they decided to go back to ten level expansions
  5. I’d ask if we could have the Classic zones and dungeons ported back onto the live servers as Bronze Drake accessible alternate zones once the Classic team is finished with them
  6. Mythic 0 in Dungeon Finder please
  7. I’d pitch my ideas for a Heroic LFR difficulty
  8. Just before leaving I’d shake his hand while passing him an envelope full of money with “Playable Silver Covenant” written on it
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I’ve heard female dwarfs ask for the same request!

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Unfettered mockery.

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Same thing I wrote when this topic came up 3 months ago.

Why do you hate Feral Druids?

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Depends, is it a public conversation or a private one?

I think Ion has different presentation depending on the situation.

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See, this…

This is a personal attack :slight_smile:

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Are you one of his alts?

That’s stretching it as a personal attack and if you read what I was responding to him saying this at the end of his post

That’s implying something.

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Not an alt, just having a discussion over here about what constitutes a personal attack.

Frankly my opinion doesn’t really matter anyway, I’m just in a snarky mood today having some fun jokes with Leafblight :slight_smile:

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I’d ask how much he made, where he lived, what investments he had, did he ever think about leaving Blizzard.

Stuff like that.

Because if all I’m going to get are answers that dodge the question, might as be a question worthy of the effort.

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I would like to have a discussion about class design and raid tiers. Things like Garrisons, order halls, and story would be something id follow up with.