If there were a Blizzard theme park

WoW/Starcraft Theme Park in China

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Isn’t there a fake one that the Chinese made that get away from it since China gov won’t do anything about it?

No one knows, since you have to grind reputation for the ticket-seller until he’ll sell you something.

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  • Loch Modan bumper boats
  • Flight of invincible 3D coaster (you ride a gryphon)
  • Escape from Durnhold mirror maze
  • Pit of Saron (BBQ/Icee stand)
  • Frostmourne scavenger hunt (you win mind crushing insanity! and inflatable frostmourne :weary:)
  • Windrunner skill shot game (you randomly might get a prize, it’s not an upgrade though)
  • Hearth Cafe (just a really cool cafe, microbrew meads p good)
  • Free epic prizes (with proof of purchase)
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How to get in the Park though?!
Pay $10 every day for 7 days. On Tuesday you get a scratch off ticket.
Mayyyybe its a day pass to the park!
Mayyyybe its a free small Slurpee from 7-11!
Who knows?!
Fun!

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A ride the Varian Water Slide.

I’m one of those sweet and salty customers. Like a pretzel stick dipped in chocolate.

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the carnival games including a ring toss booth require a ready check all rides like the tilt o whirl etc has a sign you no one under 1k RIO allowed and every restaurant and dining facility if you are gone away from your table for more than 5min without finishing your meal you get escorted from the building and cant enter or buy anything else to eat in the entire park for 30 min

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I thought WoW was a theme park

How often would the rides be closed for maintenance during peak park hours?

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biweekly. They need to build new decorations for the rides, otherwise they’ll go stale, and riots will happen.

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Fixed :grin:

And yes my House of Horrors!!! :scream:

Featuring the Horror Bunny!!!

fnaf is overrated. as are most other chapter based incomplete games released as of current.

too many people are enjoying the large soft drinks and not enough are sight seeing quick close down every bathroom except the ones on the far side so they’ll have to explore more of the park

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The wiles of doing gud bidness

Soarin over Emerald Dreamway (Soarin over California)

Space Pantheon (Space mountain)

Some hanging coaster themed after the Dragonflights

A water ride themed for Nazjatar.

An inside coaster in the dark themed for Old Gods. Make it interactive.

Pay $60 to get in.

They have a carousel, a big roller coaster, a photo booth, a flight simulator, and a view point that overlooks the other four attractions, where you can watch other people have ‘fun’.

First, you must wait in the very long line for the view point 5 times in a row. On your fifth time, you’ll get a chance to roll for one of the other four attractions. The photo booth has a 75% chance of coming up, and the carousel has a 25% chance. Each has a chance to warforge, granting you access to that attraction one more time. There is also a very, very small chance for a titanforge, which grants you access to the flight simulator, or a double titanforge that grants you access to the roller coaster, but that only comes up once a year for the luckiest of patrons.

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Two entrances on opposite sides of the park. One red and spikey, one blue and shiny.

Security guards dressed as Paladins, of course.

Concessions and rides would have to be DMF themed! I would want some tasty DMF snacks as well.

Dhadgar, Yrel, Lady Jaina as character actors wandering the park. On the Horde side, Thrall, …ummm,… Thrall, errr, Khadgar? Hmmmmm. Maybe Illidan the redeemed?

I’d also think that there would be a ride like Disney’s Haunted Mansion, showing some classical settings or conflicts.

I could really really enjoy that theme park :smile:

i picture there being a lot of lines. a line to get in. a line to prove you got in. a line to prove your approval. then you get a choice of rides. which also have extremely long lines. but heres the twist. once you get to the attraction you have a 50% chance of actually getting on the ride. if you lose then you are forced to either get back in line or go through another line to also get a 50% chance at getting on a ride.