If there were a Blizzard theme park

What attractions would they have?

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Night Elf house of horrors.

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Argent Tournament arcade

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House of Magic Mirror Images… they follow you out as you leave!

A gift shop. A big one.

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the sadist in me would want a dunking booth

Frostmourne in the stone
Small Plague (after all)
Windrunner Shooting Range
Cow Patty Burgers + Franks
Legion Attack Simulator 3-D

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Treadmills. Lots of treadmills. And funnel cake. And a chicken and waffles place that you have to wait three hours for, and it’s not very good.

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Didn’t china build a knock off Wow themed amusement park?

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Lines that lead to another hidden line. Get one done and you just get queued into another one.

You never get to anything fun and a small number of people in line are just screaming at every one else how much they suck and how they don’t belong waiting in line because they haven’t earned it. They claimed the line was longer when they waited in it.

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Look up the map Blizzard World on OW. Their own little design.

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Would have to have karazhan chest game.

The undercity sewers and the darkmoone faire

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Ion dunk tank throw a bean bag and dunk Ion.

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I’m starting to feel like Ion’s just a red herring.

A multi-ringed park that has rides of ever-increasing fun and excitement, but each ring has a gate that unlocks sequentially every three hours with the best rides only open for maybe twenty minutes.

Just like everything else in this accursed game.

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Lots of salty customers, apparently.

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idk but i bet they’d have long wait times

You can already see it in Overwatch

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The one ride that would always be broken would be enhancement shaman themed ride… just like the game version of this awful spec

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