If they were dogs they would be well conditioned by now, but sadly they are merely human.
If only it actually worked that easy!
Conversely, itās also probably good for some folks that itās not.
A gnome dressed up in a cute mog would be close enough, yes?
Iām sure there are some that would gladly take your cash to RP as one for you.
This can go wrong in so many ways
For my wife and I it didā¦ I was kinda hoping for months of trying nightlyā¦ After only month she was late and that was that.
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Why would you wanna ā never mind, whatever. Realistically? Iām not for it. If you wanna go that route, go on an RP realm and make a family with another player and do the rolls for it and all this other stuff. And I can say that, because Iām an RPāer.
Reminds me of a D&D Player I knew back in the late 1980s. He was obsessed with role playing pregnancy and would harangue DMs to allow it in their games. He wanted to role play from conception to birth. I thought about it briefly, but the guy was REALLY creepy and disturbing, and my lady players would make a stink.
Did find this thoughā¦
At least wine and dine me first.
RP Servers are there for a reason, go for it
Fine marriage and kids but for each child you have you get a 3% stat reduction. Because it take time and effort to raise those little crotch goblins.
donāt we already have Gnomes for humans and goblins for orcs? Just play the correct race and you can have little ones.
Or try FFXIV and adopt a lalafel
backs away slowly from the OP and runs out of the threadā¦
Yeah FFXIV have babies. They are called Lalas.
And NO Iām not interested in marriage, or babies in this game whatsoever. People from FFXIV are really trying hard to pervert this game.
If youāre really that hard up for a house and ERP, then get yourself on Moonguard and go to goldshire there. Iām sure you will get tons of attention.
Fine. All children in the forum will be sired by the cookie gnome.
People can barely control their minds during the Orphan event. Giving them real kids wouldnāt be wise.
First how on Azeroth would we even see Goblin,Vulpera and Gnome babies?
Iād be afraid Iād step on them and squish them.
But seriously, just no,no,no and no.
The Sims has what you are looking for, couples, babies,houses. Imagine how bad kids act in the Simsā¦ They could only be even worse little monsters here. Murlocs would look tame compared to Undead babies.
Nameplates.