I thought goblins sucked

They have the best racial (Pack Goblin) in the game.

You aren’t so tall yourself. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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I am tall.

I am just a stout basterd which makes meh look a wee bit short, laddie.

Goblin hunter + Engineering is SOOOOO MUCH FUN! So much movement!

Says the midget who is too lazy to buy a razor.

Too lazy tah wha’?

Try oilin yer beard fer 2 hours every mornin’ an’ puttin’ rings on them.

Lazy? Bah!

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oilin yer beard
puttin rings on them

Quit pretending you just didn’t put them on and leave them in. Dwarven beards are less maintained than Troll dreadlocks.
Try preserving full body rot from taking root in tropical weather, and then we can talk about dwarven work ethic.

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Just cuz I smell like ale doesn’t mean I dinnae shower in th’ mornin, ya loon.

I don’t mind goblins, but I can’t imagine rolling one myself.
Not my type…

Not enough fur for you?

No, just playing an overly short/small character will result in losing my character in the midst of all the spell effects, leading to a RIP
It gets extremely hectic in a raid environment or RBGs

Git gud then scrub.

Lol just kidding. But that does happen a lot. As an Enhancement shaman. I’m always covered in spell effects.

I blame the mages. Always a blizzard, frozen orb, rain of fire from warlocks, ele shaman doing the palpatine, boomkins with their beam fires and starfall, warrior bladestorm, etc etc.

Azerite essences made it even more shiny too.

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We have a rocket jump, nothing can beat that.

PS: I always feel like Batman, cause im a goblin, hunter and engineer, tons of bombs and toys!

Geez and here I am all like, “Where the heck am I?? What’s that?? Is this person attacking me or?? Who the heck cast that??”

It’s incredibly chaotic in massive brawl.

Truly, goblins are the most human race in WoW. Unironically.

Actually I do think that they gave you a straightforward answer, even if the answer isn’t a GOOD answer.
Just because Rift isn’t in a good state doesn’t mean it’s a non-option.
Also calling out your flags can itself be a flagable offence.
So if your post gets you a vacation… well, guess that’s how it is.

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