I Thought Blizz Had 3 Hat Tricks Left

Classic Vanilla, TBC Classic, and WotLK Classic were basically all but gauranteed “get out of jail free” cards in case of a bad retail expansion but somehow the greedy suits at Blizz have managed to muss that up, too. How bad of a company do you have to be to ruin a winning formula that your betters made over a decade before you even looked upon it? All you had to do was not try to “improve” upon it and people would have played.

It’s boggling, 9.1 isn’t going to show its ugly face until August and TBCC is getting kicked in the teeth by Blizz’s constant mishandling and putting the Classic community against itself with questionable balance decisions and monetization efforts (Boosts are going to be paid options before Black Temple at this rate, quote me on this.) This was the perfect opportunity for a smooth and simple launch into TBCC, people take a break from the Shadowlands trainwreck, and then 9.1 drops so they don’t burn themselves (at least the mixed bag players) on TBC content.

I’m in awe at the reverse Mida’s Touch that modern Blizz, that ActiBlizzion, possesses. Most people would have to dedicate their lives to sabotage to be as effective at it as Blizzard, but they manage it all by themselves.

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many many people will be playing TBC classic. I don’t think Blizzard has anything to worry about when it comes to the number of people playing.

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I know it’s “The Burning Crusade Classic” but the CC always makes me think “Credit Card.”

For sure, a ton of hype and a LOT of people will be playing.
Just probably not on Blizzard’s servers.

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Ah yes, Mida. King Midas’ lesser known swamp hag cousin. :relieved:

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I bet you felt really clever typing this.

Certainly not clever. :open_mouth:

Clever would be exposing that large companies like making money.

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:rofl:

You know what happens when companies stop making money?

Not entirely surprising in a video game forum but…

OP clearly has absolutely no idea what a “hat trick” is…

Are you under the impression it’s some kind of magic thing? Like when the magician pulls the rabbit out: “VOILA! HAT TRICK!” And how do you figure the monopoly analogy comes in?

hat trick

noun

  1. three successes of the same kind, especially consecutive ones within a limited period.

It’s a sports term which OP used correctly.

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No…
A hat trick would be 3 “successes” IE goals etc. So you could maybe argue that Blizzard had a single “guaranteed hat trick” or something I guess.

But “I thought Blizzard had 3 hat tricks left” is nonsense. Unless he means that the Classic trilogy is one hat trick, and there are 2 more trilogies to follow that are also guaranteed successes… but somehow I don’t think that’s what he meant…

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I came here to say this as well, haha! Sportsball metaphors and everything…

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Correct.

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OH WOW GOT EM GLINDA!

Sportsball isn’t everyone’s forte. You were wrong, it’s ok lol. It’s particularly forgivable on an MMO forum.

Never post.

Are you ok? Should we alert someone?

She’s dead so I don’t suppose she’ll be calling anyone. Seems like a weird place to go because you’re mad over being wrong about a sports analogy

Nope.

You sure? Because you seem kinda mad.

Yup.

I almost hate to do it but seems like you could use the forum vacation. See you in 3 days Glen :wave:

Nice try with the delete. Really worried about that vacation huh? Maybe it’ll save you?