I Like Elves, But

I would like them a lot more if they were Tinkerbell-sized.

I know it wouldn’t work with the gameplay.

But I just think tiny Elves that can fit in my pocket are way more interesting than human-sized Elves. The later invariably just turn into “hot people with messed up ears”.

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I welcome small elves. The S’elves

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Knowing blizzard’s lazy ahh they’d just slap pointy ears on some gnomes and release them.

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If we get Mini Elves, can we get Jumbo Elves too?

It means Ill have to see them less, which is a huge win

Tink is a pixie, or fairy, not an elf. Gosh, get it right.

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Those are called fairies.

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That poor comma, carrying all the weight in that title.

:laughing:

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Gimme dem keebler ones

Would rather Ogres or Jinyu before another elf.

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:scream:

Not sure I want to know.

i wanna know

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You know what I want? Those psychotic fairies from Bright that steal from the bird feeders.

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In the middle ages, Elves were believed to be tiny and cause diseases by shooting people with tiny arrows.

It wasn’t until Tolkien that big Elves caught on.

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The wretched servant is pet sized. :straight_ruler::robot:

I resemble that remark. :smirk:

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Funny thing is Gnomes in mythology were just another kind of Elf, play a mini-Elf or Gnome and your wish will come true!!!

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next Allied Race - Pocket Elf

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Sounds like you’re confusing Elves with Fairies.

I think Tinkerbell was a fairy. The elves work for Santa and in the off season they make cookies for Keebler.