I know its just the Crown Chemical dungeon, but seriously

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I want to slap every player about the head with a dead trout when they sign on as a Tank and come on in dps spec.

Is it short, of course it is, but if you are a Druid, why do it in Balance? If you are a Warrior, why do it in Fury? You have perfectly good tank specs, wear the damned things! And help stop the baddies from running over to kick my attractive buttocks because you don’t generate the threat of a weevil!

REPEATS: yes, it lasts for like 15 seconds, doesn’t mean my righteous principles aren’t triggered by them doing it. All of you, consider yourself trout-smacked! :sunglasses:

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Because it is a lot faster.

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Because a true tank is entirely unnecessary, and so are healers for that matter. It’s just straight up more efficient to not bother. Zero people suffer, and everyone benefits.

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I would like not to be slapped please. I queue up as tank on my dps every time I do it because I do 3 times the dps of everyone else and can face tank as dps and can hold aggro without issue. No slappy slaps pls.

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Yeah, its like 20s instead of 2 minutes. Such a long wait.

Then I vote for it being upgraded. Make the baddies match the levels of the players. Maybe if it was a bit harder people would pay attention! ; Yes, I’ m a spoiled sport!!

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The ques really fast, even as DPS. So there’s no real cause to sneak in as a fakey-tank.

But by the other coin, the boss dies fast and one of the three alchemists can’t even be tanked :thinking:

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Do it. Wear the 12-pound Mud Snapper transmog and make them regret ever being born.

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If it is that trivial they should just run it as a scenario and not bother with filling roles. Don’t call it a dungeon. Just make it a 5 person “scenario”.

Remember those?

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It’s not. On my Alliance DPS it’s 10-12 minute wait. Horde is less than 2 minutes.

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On my server its 4 min tops, usually and I play euro hours on an NA server. At peak times it’s probably less.

If it was 10+ min I’d also queue as a tank. It’s pretty harmless tbh

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when you’re doing multiple runs per day, it adds up.

this makes it faster for everyone. why complain about it? a tank is NOT NEEDED.

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I don’t think it is even remotely possible for even the most freshly dinged in the worst of the worst questing gear possible to actually die there and any DPS worth even a teensy bit of their salt will out burst a tank of similar gear levels.

What really needs to be done is just remove the “need” to have a tank and healer queue for this and all holiday bosses.

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If lower level/gear actually stand in the puddles without the right cologne/perfume they absolutely can/will die.

I used to gripe when I’d see elemental Shm healers, or Fury tanks until you realize the longer the mobs live, the more frames will get kidnapped until you have 1 frame per 45 seconds, lol.

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Hilarous thing to complain about.

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Why though? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

You don’t need a tank or a healer for Crown Chemical Co queue.

  • The ‘bosses’ are glorified trash, at best.
  • They hit like a wet noodle & crumble like a stale-clothes-peg.
  • Having an additional dps simply means they die a tad faster, everyone gets their loot & can go on with their day.

Why go for a longer queue when you can get a pop in a few seconds, nuke the boss and move along? :person_shrugging:

Honestly, for Crown Chemical Co – They should just remove the necessary roles selection & just make it: “We got 5 people? Sweet — Lets roll!”

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They have so little health that a Monk can touch of death them the moment they spawn.

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My righteous principals are triggered constantly in this game. Mostly by self-absorption and a lack of basic manners among a substantial amount of players. Try to let that indignation flow freely until it numbs you. Then people parking large drakes on quest givers, wrongly specced “tanks” and Demon Hunters in general become less annoying.

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Tanks and Healers are completely unnecessary on Crown Chemical Co, if it weren’t for the RP it’d die in like 10 seconds.

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How often does it happen that the “tank” or “healer” shows up in dps spec? I only queue as tank.

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Blizzard is going to read this thread and decide the bosses need to be buffed by 3000% lol

I’d say 1 out of every 2 times ether the tank or healer will be dps. And tbh, the fight ends so fast, they shouldn’t even bother making us que for it at this point… just make these guys normal trash mobs outside the gala grounds.

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