The more I read, the more I realize you’re either the most mentally ill person I’ve ever seen, or the best troll these forums have ever seen and will ever see. And there really isn’t an inbetween
Sure you said you “don’t want or care about PvE/PvP mounts but let’s be real here, you do. And you’ve said that you want them, or at the VERY least, stuff like them to be on a vendor that you can get from simply logging in and herbing in Elwynn lol