Santa isn’t real. St. Nick was, but he was never Santa.
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That’s okay. You don’t have to believe in Santa because he believes in you.
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Prove to me he doesn’t exist. You made the claim. The burden of proof lies on you. Otherwise, that big fat white beard is gonna bring me some cool stuff!
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suuuuure… and girls don’t play wow.
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they do - but not well.
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I know who’s only getting coal this year!
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Then who was the fat white bearded weirdo who fell down my chimney?
You forgot to check on the chimney sweep again. Didn’t you?
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Nah, the chimney sweep is stuck in the neighbor’s chimney 
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But then who did I see Mommy kissing?
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He’s not the big store version Santa Claus but
The name Santa Claus evolved from Nick’s Dutch nickname, Sinter Klaas, a shortened form of Sint Nikolaas (Dutch for Saint Nicholas)
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I don’t care , I am just here for the sweets and presents
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If Santa’s not real, then who bought me my easy bake oven when I was a child? 
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/Puts down glass and extinguishes cigarette.
If you disparage the Easter Bunny, we’re gonna fight.
/Looks at stash of stale, fluorescent marshmallow “Peeps”.
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Sure. I don’t believe that for one second. Who gives all the presents? Who eats all the Christmas cookies?
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You are spreading fake news.
Santa is real, I just saw it on the news. They are tracking him from NORAD.
Science
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The same sum’bish* that brought me my Lite Brite…SANTA!
*edited for those with delicate sensibilities
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LMAO, the mask. They should have made it have Christmas patterns 