Doorbell: Ding Dong
/mutes the TV
/open the door
Kids: " Trick or Treat!"
Me: “Bal’a Dash Malanore!”
Kids: “What does that mean? What are you supposed to be? Why are you wearing a dress?”
Kids these days… they’ve forgotten the Sunwell… And don’t recognize a guy dressed as a Blood Elf Warlock…
Though, to be fair, until they said “Trick or Treat” I had forgotten it was Hallowe’en…
I’m actually gonna say that if any kids come over tonight.
cough
Nerd
And “A noob, a lorry, Delta Burke!” to you too as well, friend!
Doorbell: Ding Dong
Opens the door.
Kids: “Trick or Treat!”
Me: * “Krona ki cristorr.”
Kids: “Huh what does that mean? Who are you supposed to be why you look like a goat in a glowing costume?”
ding dong
…
/sasarai is at work
/kid dumps community bowl of candy into bag
Some “rouges” out and about tonight. All my candy was gone from the porch in like a half hour.
Stealth is still OP.
Kids are greedy, I will not put out candy anymore only for some greedy little unsupervised child to take all the candy that was for everyone. Lights off, WoW on.
Ding dong!
Trick or treat! Wait, what are you?
Disgruntled employee who just got in 5 minutes ago with a hot pocket getting cold in the microwave.
I gave this years trick or treaters a nightmare to remember 
Covid taught us candy delivery via slingshot was a viable social distancing option. I feel like when it’s 30 degrees outside those rules still should apply.
Rather than make kids trudge up to my door expedite their journey, see how many I can hit at 20 yards.
Lol, I’ve seen this exact thread made a few times over the years.
Only if you didn’t actually touch the candy.
But the goal was protect us from their little germ brooding bodies.
We didn’t actually do this. We thought real hard about it though. Our streets were empty 2020 & 2021. 2022 we got mobbed. This year is pretty scant, cuz it’s so darn cold. 
I just had a kid tell me he doesn’t like the candy bar I gave him so I told him to pick the one he likes and then he took 3 plus kept the one I gave him.
i wud literally call the police
I’d say “Isnu Alah” but they’d probably just apologise for disturbing me during Ramadan, so I’ll stick with “Happy Halloween!”
Someone should change the doorbell to the purge siren. Or have it motion sensor activated lol
That’s “A noob below the experience bar” you Brit 
That’s so cute lol.