I suppose there are worse WoW responses to give
Not sure what happened to halloween. Last year we had about 150 kids. This year we had maybe 10. Talked to some friends who had zero this year but usually have lots. Very strange. 
Bell rings.
I open door…
“Trick or Treat!”
I give candy and say,
“If we don’t meet again, die well.”
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I put out glowsticks. Candy isn’t good for them.
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Doorbell: DING DONG
/mutes the TV
/opens the door
Kids: “Trick or Treat”
Me: hands out a copy of the Communist Manifesto
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I had the opposite experience. I came home and ninety percent of the candy was still there, but my door was open… So that was annoying because I had the heat on.
I even blocked my door with the candy bowl so that wouldn’t happen
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I used a plastic tube and created a candy shoot during Covid.
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Me: -chillin-
Door: knock knock!
Me: -opens door while making HUH human sound-
Kids: trick or treat!
Me: lights honor friends.
Kids: we got flashlights… But why you dressed like you wear cans as clothes?
Me: -gives them each fruit instead of candy-
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Lol answer the door as a demon hunter
“I’ve sacrificed everything to destroy the burning legion! What have you kids given??!”
takes candy instead of giving candy
Shuts door 
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some kids came to my door to trick or treat and I asked them if they had a warrant and they looked confused
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*opens door *
in belf: these are dark times indeed
gives dark chocolate
cackles
eats one myself
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i was all ready to give trick-or-treaters some durian candies, but no one knocked on my door and now i’ve got two pounds of durian candies i don’t know what to do with
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i don’t think anyone trick or treats anymore, I don’t blame them the world is not what it used to be in the 90s
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Well Bangladeshi Mandalorian back to you to, bub!
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I’ve seen a few videos online of millennial parents talking about how they wish creepy boomers would stop talking to their kids… some people didn’t get the memo that this is not the 1950s anymore
Doorbell: Ding Dong
/mutes tv
/opens the door
No one there
Me: Shakes fist “Get off my door stoop!” since I don’t have a lawn.
Slams door
J/k though, no trick or treaters this year.
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