I’m a literal viking

Paid money for some ancestry test, turns out I am 8% Norwegian, and my last name is found primarily around Europe. Which is wild because I’m Aussie

You know who else is from Norway? Ragnar Lothbrok. I wouldn’t be surprised if Ivar the boneless was in the family tree somewhere.

Im a Viking, time to get some tattoos

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Yeah dude, you are totally viking.

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I’m mixed race white/black coming in hot with that .7% Scandinavian DNA. Skål bróðir

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8%? Thats like the Hint Water of vikings.

It’s like saying Hint Water is fruit juice. Hint water tastes like a piece of fruit passed gas against a glass of water.

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You do know Australia was colonized by England right ? And that England is in Europe ?

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ohhh my gawd

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Aussie?
You should be a donk.

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I’m going to Valhalla.

Yeah my guy, 8% Viking, 100% European criminal :japanese_ogre:

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I believe I’ve found your ancestral song.

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Which site did you use? Always been curious about that ancestry stuff, but never knew where to start. Was it expensive?

Lets go vikings :sunglasses:

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Imagine being Norwegian.

This brought to you by the Swedish Gang.

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You can get a DNA and me or ancestry kit from a Walgreens or cvs for about $100.

I approve this post.

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Then I suggest avoiding Green bay. Vikings don’t do very well when they go there.

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I suggest you use an in-home do it yourself kit.

Too many of those that do them for you are really selling your info, making you pay for it and then they just write you fluffy letters telling you a fable about your heritage.

8% lol. That weak numbers

I’m also an aussie and I got more Norwegian in me (high teens-20’s) . The rest is from around there so it’s safe to say I’m very much more “viking” then you

And as others said, alot of aussie have european backgrounds so its not uncommon to “have a bit of viking” in you. Again, 8% is almost nothing compared to other aussies

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Hello, I see you made a post about heritage. I’m half French and half German! Well, I used to be half French anyway, that side surrendered to the German half!

Danke für den beitrag und einen schönen tag!

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Everyone wants to be a big tough warrior, I suppose that’s fine. I’d rather be an advisor chilling with the king taxing all the big strong warriors :laughing:

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Mines would be wild with swedish and japanease mix,i can pretty much know my ancestry on one side with the record but the other is a mystery .