I’m a literal viking

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I found the Viking anthem

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Sounds like money better spent on a new video game and take out.

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So what was the other 92%?

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Fosters one would assume.

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Dundeegian

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Inert ingredients

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I’m sure this is his first time hearing it and he wasn’t just making a joke. Thankfully you were here to swoop in with that sick knowledge.

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according to one book, I'm Martian
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Damn muppet propaganda

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I can jump 8% off the ground. So I guess that means I can fly

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Psh. Call me when you’ve sacked a church and drank mead out of the priest’s skull.

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Imagine bragging about being 8% the most boring, generic, oversaturated European stereotype to exist.

Yikes.

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Don’t we all have a little of everything in us? Also we’re all humans no matter hair or skin color.

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That was breakfast and I’m not even Nordic.

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It’s like people don’t know their own history anymore.

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u know aus lore?

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75% Irish:

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Hi-five, brother. I’m a literal Viking too. I’m 4% Swedish according to Ancestry. However, I can one up you. I’m a literal Samurai. According to Ancestry I’m 4% Japanese.