Hunters dropping in DPS Rankings every week

Yours is literally the smartest take yet. Unlike the utter vast majority of gossiping cluckers, you actually do your research. It’s pointless for me to tell the truth, because the “truth” is whatever we want it to be isn’t it? The nature of the Post-Modernist Beast. But even the FACTS are not neglected. Even if there’s no truth but facts, the FACTS do not support those who say I’m him. That’s important.

I don’t see what this obsession over him helps. He’s like Mango from SNL, dancing forever in their minds. Banned or no, they want him back. I just think it’s weird, but again, we’re talking about one of the best Hunters in the world. If the FACTS say anything about this, they clearly recognize him.

Look at how much Asmongold is hated for an idea, and is he not world famous in WoW? Jackalswind might as well be the Asmongold of the Hunter class.

yaps like jackals
worships the same pvpers like jackals
plays on the same server as jackals
has the same ego as jackals

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well said nondriel, you’re so intelligent and attractive and good at video games. i bet you type at 200 wpm and run a 4 minute mile. i agree with you, everything you have said, and everything you will say. i am a separate person btw, you can tell because my character on the forums is different

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Hey guys I actually know helios irl and the dude is JACKED, he’s the best wow player I’ve ever met and he’s actually the GOD of ww monk AND brewmaster monk. Not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the coolest people. I am a seperate person btw you can tell because my character on the forums is different.

That can be anyone. You’re defining someone based on a) how they “yap”, b) who among the PvE or PvP side they “worship”, c) what servers they share in common, and d) ego type.

That’s a broad brush to paint with. So any hotshot Eonar/Velen/Black Dragonflight who’s ambitious and looks up to the WFOS guy(who has 470 subbers) is a Jackalswind. That’s literally what’s you’re saying. Reductio ad absurdum. That describes more of a TYPE, not an actual player. It also leads to the idea of a cult of personality. He would be the Che Guevara face on “trendy” t-shirts for teens.

Wouldn’t that prove that he’s actually bigger than any one of us knows? Does he even have a public persona? Can we find him on Twitch or YouTube? It’s just as likely he actually works for Blizzard. He could have been the secret “consultant” that has kept MM Hunter what it is today.

Any road, I hate to say that Eonar has been something of a ghost town, same as Velen. I think ambition by itself dictates away elsewhere. But nobody would look there for VIP types, would they?


When the Pack Leader and Sentinel stuff starts coming out, I hope this is all out of ya’ll’s systems. I don’t think any one of us, who neither asked nor cared, would take kindly to these derailments.

nobody has said this but you man please it’s getting really second hand embarrassing.

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holy dsm-5-tr we got us some npd

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I wasn’t quoting anyone about that. But by all means, enlighten us all if you actually KNOW.

If he’s supposedly world’s first in something, Blizzard WOULD KNOW of him. Have they even made an NPC somewhere in the game in his honor? If we stumble upon a goblin NPC in Stormwind City in some hidden location, that’s how we’d know for sure. This feisty little piece of green trash could have been the one who, uh, “removed” one Field Marshal Afrasiabi.

Because he’s been ganking in Stormwind City for years, it’s not farfetched that FM Afrasiabi caught an arrow or bullet.

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The envy and jealousy from you is definitely certifiable. You already have his btag as I’ve given so there’s some things you can do about it. If you can’t beat him, join him: join the winning team. Go get with WFOS. *I don’t think Cashmeowside actually charges, so get with him; he’d love to take you to 1.8k or so without actually boosting because it’s legit mbox play. Or just forget about it and go get your own success. Go do your own thing.

Sitting here and stewing over it in the forums, like we’re supposed to host a pity party for you, is not going to do anything productive. You accuse others of NPD when it is you that is trying to hog up all the attention to yourself.

Edit 2: This is the Hunter forums, I believe. This is not the Urcringe Fan Club or the Urcringe Feel-Sorry-For-My-Failboat forums. I don’t know how many you’ve turned away, but I’m sure any active Hunter is savvy enough to figure things out somehow.

naw aktualy u made a rl thret on me so imma call out u out whenever i pleaz i kno ur a pathological narcist so imma let u get the last word in this thred tho just cuz i kno u need it. ur welcom

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I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about. That has no meaning to who I am. I have never threatened anyone in my RL anywhere. I don’t even do that offline.

You’re obviously an unhappy and disturbed person. I can only do so much to remedy things. I’d rather not talk to you if you don’t want to keep things about the game. If you have something to say to me, you have something to say about WoW or about Retail Hunter. Or something else neutral. And this goes for all.

When the alpha/beta comes out for TWW, I can and will choose to stop responding to these kinds of remarks. I don’t want the involvement.

God I can’t even fathom how much dealing with 2x Jackalswinds IRL would make me want to an hero.

I wish I was as cool as Helios.

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Don’t hate the player(s), hate the game holmes.

Cashmeowside is still the best “solo” rated Marksmanship Hunter and has been for multiple expansion cycles. You don’t have to consider him a hero or your hero, but if you’re not of the “WFOS school”, you have to accept not being the best in that spec. It is what it is. You don’t see BMs or SVs mboxing and doing it better, not even Bicmex.

Every class has their best. I’m sorry you’re not yet the best in this one. I don’t know where you were when Cash rose to the top, but you decided you wanted something else. Fine, but don’t be sore. Be happy with what you did accomplish.

If MM as an example gets a complete overhaul, that can be an opportunity for you to master the new system and perhaps defeat the WFOS in a competition. But the last six years of Blue ignoring is going to be hard to beat…

I’d rather gargle shards of glass than PvP.

Well hey, my idea to DIVORCE BM from MM and SV would do just that, to get MM and SV in on the real PvE. Real, competitive representation. Realistically within TWW cycle. That way there will be a forced change/overhaul/revamp that could very well be in MM’s and SV’s favor. That would make MM a better RDPS. That would especially make SV a better MDPS.

I’ve been trying to say we can’t keep hanging with BM anymore. They’re their own class and has been that way for too long. It should have done before Legion hit. That would have been the perfect time. MM and SV would have gotten the Trueshot Lodge and BM would have gotten some grand menagerie-type class hall in Dalaran(maybe even an expansion of the Magical Menagerie).