How Should Anduin Return?

Anduin should make his reappearance like the meteor in the Dinosaur Episode of Rick and Morty: Scream and Swearing as he hurdles through the atmosphere in a giant ball of fire on a collision course with Azeroth to wipe out all life as we know it.

Agreed. Your name makes me think of the song black betty. “OH BLACK BETTY, HAMBAMWAM.” lol

With the head of Sylvanans hanging from his belt.

If a massive sword impaling the planet couldn’t wipe out all life doubt he’ll manage to do it too. Though he would leave a nice crater and bonus points if it’s Westfall that gets the brunt of the impact since that zone will never be fixed anyway.

Says the Gnome.

Actually, they’ll be the next couple in this game, just saying. Remember, the Windrunner sisters have a thing for human males.

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He should just wander into Stormwind looking haggered, grimy, and on the back of a giant maw rat….

“Sup guys, anything happen while I was gone?”

Like a father returning 20 years after leaving to get milk and cigarettes.

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It must run in the family, isn’t that how Varian showed up?

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Sick burn?

Hopefully Yrel goes crazy and we can take her head too, I never did like her lol

Only after the Foresaken all get cured, become Human again, and return to the Alliance. All Foresaken players would get a free faction change too !

:laughing: Yeah but he was bamboozled by a wicked dragon woman.

Interesting mental picture…

I’d just take a slight buzz though myself cause ugh, my ‘hammered’ days are long gone :laughing:

Heccin’ dragons. :dracthyr_crylaugh:

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with nathanos following at her heels, still hoping she’ll do the same to him.

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And then they can all appear on TLC’s new show “Seeking Brother Husband.”!

Oh TLC, how you’ve fallen just to get ratings.

I hope they use the opportunity to actually give Anduin some character growth. I don’t really care what happens with his return as long as it’s not excessively goofy. I just don’t want to see 10.2 drop with a “Hey guys I’m back! What’d I miss?” 10 minute quest line followed by Anduin not being relevant to the story ever again.

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was it ever “good”?

I can’t remember a time when any of their shows weren’t a modern version of a carnivals freakshow.