How do humans and elves have children together?

At least this one makes sense. As Orcs and Ogres share a common lineage with the breakers.

Just how the universe is written, any race can breed with any other really.
Its like that with Star Wars as well, you got cases of races from entirely different planets breeding.

I think the races have to be close enough genetically. Elves look very human like, except for really big elf ears. Though, you think they would still end up with abomination children sometimes (look at Ligers, Lion + Tiger, both cats, most kittens turn out badly/deformed or don’t make it). Other race combos would be like trying to put a dog and a cat together, genetically just too different. Especially with animal like races.

The game is produced by people who have no concept of biology, for people who have no concept of biology.

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Why’s it only human/elf has kids yet it takes elves next to forever?

At this rate Azeroth will experience it’s universes heat death before teldryssil is repopulated by even 1/3 of what it was.

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Ya know what I wanna know, how did Hagrid’s mum (giantess) and dad (human wizard) get together? Just think about that for a bit.

correction when a human and a elf love each other…

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You forgot orc and ogre.

"When a man loves a woman
Can’t keep his mind on nothin’ else
He’d trade the world
For the good thing he’s found

If she is bad, he can’t see it
She can do no wrong
And turn his back on his best friend
If he puts her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
And trying to hold on to what he needs
He’d give up all his comforts
And sleep out in the rain
If she said that’s the way, it ought to be

When a man loves a woman
I give you everything I’ve got
Trying to hold on to your precious love
And baby baby please don’t treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Deep down in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she is playing him for a fool
He’s the last one to know
Loving eyes can never see

Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby
When a man loves a woman
When a man loves a woman
When a man loves a woman
When a man, when a man
When a man loves a woman" - Michael Bolton

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Same way as everyone else, I imagine. I hear between Goldshire and a certain inn within Silvermoon have done plenty of research.

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Also when an Elf and a Draenei love each other…

Bahahahahahahah…

This is a classic case of “don’t think too much about it”.

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Fantasy hybrid races rarely make much sense, but are a staple of the genre. Just don’t think about them too much.

We know Orcs and Draenei can interbreed because of Garona. We know humans and elves can due to numerous examples. We can assume that humans and orcs and/or humans and draenei can interbreed because of Me’dan. We know ogres and orcs can interbreed because of Rexxar…

Other than that, we just don’t know, but we can make some logical guesses… I.E. dwarves and gnomes or humans. Or that most of the beastial races cannot produce children with non-bestial races.

Anyone have a hot dog and a donut I can borrow?

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Well usually one has an innie and one has an outtie and they mush them together…it’s far more effective if I had puppets to show you

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Man, people like you just have to show up everywhere, huh?

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Yes but it going to cost you 1 hot dog and 1/2 dozen donuts .

…Glazed, before or after?

Alright I need to get out of here before I get in trouble.

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no self respecting blood elf would ever marry a draenei or even look at her in that fashion.

We all saw that lovely Draenei lady you keep hidden in your bread closet.

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