How can I make Jaina fall in love with me?

I don’t cook, so she can make her favorite dishes for us every night.

I can wear the same set of armor for months at a time, so there’s practically no extra laundry for her.

I don’t feed my pets, so she can have plenty of time with the animals.

There’s so many opportunities for her if she marries me, but she won’t give me the time of day. Any tips?

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Nice try, Kael’thas. We know it’s you.

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Not sure Kael’thas would want today’s Jaina.

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Why would anyone marry you if you can’t even feed your pets.

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I hate when Jaina glitches during GMOD runs :rofl:

Don’t try. Everyone she dates ends up in bad situations… Arthas, dead. Kael’thas, dead. Kalecgos, injured. Steer clear!

Besides, she is 100% a Dreadlord in disguise. (Those are bad if you didn’t know.)

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  1. Be a vengeance fueled former paladin.
  2. Be a dragon.
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Chloroform?

Well, that will get you half. She’ll fall but it won’t be from love.

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I’m just making more time for them with my future wife. They’ll be fine. I can’t imagine she’ll be able to resist my charms much longer.

Do you really want to?

Think she will give you the cold shoulder before committing to a long distance relationship.

Because she will mass teleport away.

How can I make Jaina fall in love with me?

Wear a Thrall Orc mask and shout “ZUG ZUG!” and she’ll be all yours, then serve her almond scented tea :wink: :tea:

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Considering her judgement when it comes to men, just be as awful a person as you can be. Pretty sure that is what she goes for.

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Kael’thas did become more paranoid enslaving his blood elven pilgrims, wiping out the Kirin Tor on Outlands with a mana bomb then attempted to blow up Alleria Stronghold that held second war veteran high elves, pushed the Draenei out of the Naruu ships to devour the Naruu, and even attempted to use Lady Liadrin to siege Shattrath. :scroll::robot:

I suspect he’ll stay away from many people, least he hasn’t burned his relationship with Jania. :robot: :handshake: :robot:

Class change to mage bruddah

Massacre a bunch of blood elves in her name and claim it was for the greater good, she’ll fall in love with you in a heartbeat.

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be a human male paladin
:cherries:

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Bruh, she’s had more… hmm… how to put this… Probably gonna get a temp-ban for this…
You know what, she’s banged a dragon, A Dragon

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I can’t help because I’m still figuring out how to convince Sylvanas to marry me in the maw .

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Look. We all make mistakes. That’s where the bronze dragonflight comes in. I go back in time, off the dragon, and go back to the present to be with my one true love that’s never been with a dragon.