Dude, the Dragon isn’t the problem. Bad boy Arthas was her first love, everyone else will always live in his shadow to her. 
You could always write a fanfiction where your OC gets with Jaina, then harass Christie Golden until she makes it canon. /s
That’s certainly something that’s been tried before!
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I agree with writing fanfiction, just open up notepad and write whatever your heart desires
You can also use one of those chatbot AIs, but check around to find one without a filter
She’s in Elsa cosplay these days. So just cosplay as whoever Elsa fell in love with in the movie.
I think it was the snowman.
Easy.
Kidnap Thrall and fake a note with cut out letters that makes it look like he’s been taken hostage by Xalatath demanding 10 million gold. This will send Anduin into a panic attack so he will send off a full search party for Thrall. If you aren’t chosen to be a part of the search party, scout out the weakest one and knock him out. Take this man’s clothes and pretend to be him. It’s ok, he is a nameless npc I’m sure, nobody will notice (it’s Genn).
Anyways, with your terribly fake Gilneas accent, you’ll convince the Mathias Shaw whom is obviously leading the search, that Thrall is being kept at Silvermoon which will make total sense because Xalatath is obviously an elf. Give him this reason but he will really want to go because the elves there are super hot. This plan is so far foolproof.
Once your search party gets to Silvermoon you will want to act like Silvermoon is in danger and that your party is there to help the elves come together and protect the sunwell. The elves will believe you, they are always being attacked and homes being blown up so this isn’t surprising at all. They probably had a whole meeting about this last week. Anyways, you’ll establish a small area of Silvermoon for alliance there and prepare your next move.
Wait until night time and Mathias Shaw decides to sneak out by himself to the club. You want to take some nogginfogger elixir and a wig for this part. Once you arrive to the entrance to the sunwell, use the elixir and put on the wig. This will trick the guards to make you think that you are Lorthemar Theron. Dont forget to keep using that Gilneas accent, it’s so bad that it sort of sounds like it could be orcish too. The elf guards have a secret that isn’t so secret, they don’t actually know how to speak orc and just nod and smile at most horde meetings. They didn’t tell Lorthemar this so they just gonna smile and nod and let you through the gate.
Now for the fun part.
You’re going to enter the sunwell and jump into it like it’s a hot tub. All of the power is going to absorb into your body and turn you into a terrifying void-like old god. You’re going to become gigantic and break through the sunwell, terrifying everybody. In this form you will call yourself Xalatath and nobody will question this.
Once you have everybody convinced you are Xalatath, you will use this to your advantage. You will attack the scouting party you went with so that technically YOU are the last surviving person of the scout party. You’re causing so much ruckus that it catches even the eye of the titans who are coming back to Azeroth. But that doesn’t matter ok, ignore that. We are on a mission.
Once the scouting party is handled, go to an abandoned house. When you are there you want to start yelling boss lines really really loudly as if a party of adventurers are fighting you. Remember to repeat the same thing every now and again to make others believe you are casting a tank buster every 30 seconds or so. Also may be more believable is you stop and keep repeating it over and over again to make it seem like these noobs are wiping on you.
After a few times and a 8 minute encounter, pretend you die. You’ve been defeated! But really you just puked out the sunwell and are back to normal. Go to the basement of the abandoned house and release Thrall who has been knocked out the whole time. It won’t be hard to look sort of ravaged walking out of the abandoned house and say I AM THE LAST OF MY PARTY AND WE HAVE DEFEATED XALATATH! I HAVE RESCUED THRALL! AND UNITED THE HORDE AND ALLIANCE!
Jaina will have no choice but fall in love with you. Also you’ll have 10 million gold!
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Learn to cook, so you can give her the Priscilla Ashvane figure
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ANimal neglect is not sexy or appealing, also they may eat her.
Yes, do the exact OPPOSITE of all that mentioned…
Lol’ed. The entire plan is gold.
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have millions of gold…women seem to gravitate toward money
Pardon me, but I believe you’re just picking out the parts of my post that make me look like a lazy slob. Please include the bits that make it impossible for her to say no.
Jaina and I have a thing going. So kindly back off.
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I’m willing to be civil about this. You can have a mirror image, but I’m afraid Jaina and I are soon to be a package deal.
Big house?
Big bank account?
Big di…amond?
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play warcraft 3
during the missions where you control jaina, Spam clicking on her and see her response
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I hope she’s into being disappointed.
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Considering who she’s dated I’d say that’s a given.
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She’s into bad dragons 
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OK, first you make a clone of the game
Next you learn programming & code her to fall in love with you
Now boot the game
Create your character
Now go find your love!!!
You did code something for children to appear like they did in Sengoku Dynasty right? Good school for the rugrats?
You can now also give yourself that big house, and 5 mounts you always wanted too
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I tried turning into a cat and purring myself to sleep on her lap but she just slaps me so hard I lose whiskers.
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Show her your Jaina shrine you made of her in your home.
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But the mashed potatoes have gone off by now.
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