Hey, I get it—Frostmourne is iconic. I mean, it’s basically the “celebrity sword” of WoW, right? Who wouldn’t want to wield the weapon that turned Arthas into Mr. Freeze’s angrier cousin? But, respectfully, I think giving Death Knights a shot at re-forging Frostmourne would open up a whole can of cursed worms (possibly literally) that might not be what we want for the game.
First off, Frostmourne being “destroyed” wasn’t just a plot point, it was basically WoW’s version of a restraining order against Death Knights having too much power. They already gave you guys the Blades of the Fallen Prince, which, let’s be honest, are like Frostmourne’s less evil twin daggers. If we hand over Frostmourne to DKs now, next thing we know, every class is going to want their own “ultimate challenge” weapon. We’d have rogues asking for Illidan’s warglaives but with extra edgy names, or hunters demanding a bow made out of Ragnaros’s left eyebrow.
But you know what’s missing here? The real solution to WoW’s needs—the one thing that would truly bring balance to Azeroth.
Tuskarr.
Yep, I said it. Playable Tuskarr. Why? Because while Death Knights are busy fighting over shards of Frostmourne, I could be waddling around in full Tuskarr glory, slapping enemies with a smoked fish while riding a seal mount. That’s the kind of immersion this game needs. Can you imagine a Tuskarr Death Knight? The dude would be so chill, literally and metaphorically. Wielding whatever weapon, it wouldn’t matter, because Tuskarr are basically too cool to care about cursed swords. They’re out here focusing on what’s important—fishing, soup, and surviving the frozen tundra in style.
And why stop at weapons? How about Tuskarr get their own fishing-based combat abilities? Forget Frostmourne, how about a legendary harpoon that summons narwhals to charge at your enemies? Want something even more terrifying? Imagine a Tuskarr Paladin, with a fish mace that doubles as a fish dinner after battle. Forget Ashbringer—give me the Fishbringer any day.
In the end, I see where you’re coming from with the whole Frostmourne idea, but let’s be honest: Tuskarr are the real “ultimate challenge” Azeroth needs. If they let me roll a Tuskarr, I’ll happily skip over any legendary quest chains just to experience the joy of waddling into Orgrimmar with my trusty penguin companion.
So, while we’re discussing wishlists, let’s get our priorities straight. You can keep your Frostmourne (I hear it’s cursed and a bit needy anyway). Give me Tuskarr or give me another bowl of soup to cope with the disappointment.