and i’m here today to ask blizzard to open up a romance option between players and other players (or players and npcs, they need love too) where we can go through the stages of casually flirting to dating to talking about getting engaged to actually popping the question to getting married a year later in a scenic place like netherstorm or felwood to having children to constant arguing and fighting about stupid things like leaving the dishes in the sink unwashed to separating to an official divorce to sending texts at 2 am to your former lover asking them to please come back rebecca i’m so sorry i didn’t realize how deeply you cared about the lives of venus fly traps i’ll never say another bad word about them i swear
anyway if you could romance anyone in wow who would it be
i would romance ysera, she’s very cute 
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I’d go for Prince Gallywix, he thicc.
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Warcraft Dating Sim where you managed to steal that important canon character’s heart but he realistically never has time for you.
Do you want my in game mail box to just implode?!
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Gaahr… buddy… do you need to talk?
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Now that’s a good choice.
Gaahr…I’m flattered, really I am but I’m just not that into you.
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yeah man, people really be out here not planting their fly traps in soil that’s not 1 part peat moss and 1 part perlite and that’s just wack 
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SWtOR had romance options. It worked… okay, I guess.
But otherwise, nah. I think it’s a bad idea.
I’d like to go adventures with Chen Stormstout.
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I don’t know what that means, but I’m going to assume that’s not good for the plant?
The almighty dollar because money doesn’t argue with me and can buy me things to make me happy.
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You sound like a Goblin. Are you a Goblin?
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Gaahr, I’m removing you from my favorite posters list.
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Only my lawyers know for sure.
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typical potting soil has chemicals in it that’ll kill your fly trap so you gotta be careful with it
my favorite poster is the one with the kitty that’s falling off a tree branch and it has a caption that says “hang in there” i think about that poster a lot
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