We in the East Azeroth Trading Company apologize for Nelsi Boommaker… existing. Yes. She’s harmless, really. Mostly. Don’t wear anything that conducts electricity around her, please.
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I wouldn’t apologize for Miss Bookmaker! Her brand of… Her, Is unique! Things would be a lot less exciting without her weirdness.
We could always have more oddballs though, Variety is the spice of life and everyone brings their own flavor to the company’s dish.
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Thursday eve.
I hope you all have set out Coffee and an English Muffin for Fridayclaus. He knows if you’re ready for the weekend or not.
Tomorrow night EATCo has an event that we have (NO idea) is coming! (I don’t know what it is either, but it’s hosted by Talent Director Peffe and our Commerce employee Jarclair, so we know it’s good!)
Something we do here at EATCo is if someone wants to run a storyline, or run an event? They don’t need officer permission to do it. They just do it! Heck, we even HELP them do it! We value our guild’s ability to weave creative stories into our canon and we’re more than happy to do so here!
Anyway, just a reminder we’re always hiring talented peeps, and that means YOU! (Yes, you, with the adjective noun.)
What patients do the EATco have on wagon parts?
As the new Security Director for EATco, I’d like to make an announcement to all surrounding areas and environs around the vicinity of our Campus and the town of Pyrewatch.
Next month. The Security team will be conducting a series of trainings involving the operation and maintenance of heavy artillery equipment. Rest assured that while the equipment WILL present a serious noise disturbance the ammunition being used will not be live and should not pose an immediate threat to anyone.
However as a precautionary measure I would instruct all residents in the surrounding area to ensure that they are aware of the exclusions zones my teams will be cordoning off in the next few weeks. These shall be designated by clearly marked signposts and brightly painted barricades to ensure safe travel is followed.
That is all.
Commander Stewart. EATco Security Director.
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I just wanted people to know that y’all are still around.
These kind folks have helped me with some caravan RP and let me haunt their discord while it goes on. They are a very active community. The pamphlet which there is a link to at the top of this thread is a nice touch in how you can reach out to them.
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Just to counter this, I’d advise to stay away from these guys. I met them at the horde guild faire about 3 weeks ago and they seemed normal enough so I applied to join. They invited me to their discord and I found out they were all self proclaimed communists and “leftists”. I was subsequently kicked from the guild (not as if I would have voluntarily remained a member) for not being part of the woke hivemind. The whole experience felt like some kind of fever dream and I can’t recommend anybody waste their time with these losers. I certainly wish I had my time back but lesson learned, I suppose. 
Thanks for making these guys sound awesome, I may have to check them out.
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Filth always attracts more filth so that’s unsurprising, you’ll probably be right at home. I’m speaking more to the non-mentally deranged people who would consider actual self proclaimed communists and the open promotion of such abhorrent veiws in their discord to be a deal breaker. Wild that “communism=bad” seems to be something of a controversial statement on WRA but the vocal minority does not reflect the majority of players.
Hi, I’m the present Guild Master of the East Azeroth Trading Company.
This isn’t actually the correct thread to be bumping to advertise out guild. It’s a bit out of date.
However I am happy to disclose the actual reason that the disgruntled former member was kicked was for disrespectful conduct in our #politics channel, not because of political differences.
Allow me to copy-paste some instances of disrespectful conduct posted by this former member in our discord in that channel.
‘I stopped taking this seriously when you started waxing poetic about theoretical BS and acting like you were being personally insulted when I wasn’t impressed. 
Have fun polishing your framed degree or whatever’
‘I don’t care that you went to college 
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‘I think he’s triggered 
’
The political ideology and apathy towards the death of Palestinian children also posted in that channel were noted, but I’m not looking to turn this into a political flame war in a MMORPG forum. Thanks for giving us a try, hope you find something that better suits what you’re looking for.
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Woah, woah, woah!
I already liked these people. You didn’t have to sell them to me.
I am really glad that guild is taking out the trash then. Good for them.
You’re accusations are more telling of you and those that share your views than they are of anyone else.
Don’t you have a drag show to take your kids to or something?
Shouldn’t you be playing with photoshop to make it seem like any of that is actually happening?
By the way, I graduated from a High School in a conservative small town in Kansas. They had this show called “Big Man on Campus” in which seniors dressed in drag all day and we all voted for our favorite “big Man.”
I find the irony hilarious.
Lmfao this guy’s from Kansas! Well good for you, pal I sure as hell wouldn’t have admitted that publicly but you do you.
What? Don’t like what the conservatives have done to the state?
There’s probably something I could care less about than Kansas but I don’t care enough to think of anything. Liberals, conservatives, hell, sell the state to the Mormons for all I care. It’s your cornfield to ruin
I guess you don’t like food, do you? Or do you just hate farmers?
I hate Kansas. I also hate orphans. I hate Kansas, and orphans in that order.
You must be so much fun at parties.