And now we know all it takes to burn SW down is one torch. Thanks Zul.
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I don’t care as long they have good cheese.
We are friends.
Here, have some snickers.
What kind of yeast are you using? Baking minds must know.
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It only applies to trolls. We don’t need those janky feet fouling up the cobblestones.
The yeast that collects on that backwards toe.
Didn’t you Gurubashi march on towards Stormwind (Back with Anduin’s great-grandfather days) when your leader discovered the arts of Fel magic? 
If I recall correctly, didn’t work out so well … 
Instead of bringing War, have you thought of bringing Cool Caribbean Rhythms?
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wakes up from a deep sleep at a bar in Valdrakken
What was that about Stormwind? Eh, whatever.
falls back to sleep
For real though it has been a hot minute since the Trolls have been rowdy. Think it’s time for another Troll patch. We can kill Q’onzu this time.
Turns out the stonemasons cut some corners and used cheap, flammable stone.
It’s no wonder their first course of action after getting stiffed on pay was to create a criminal enterprise. I’m beginning to think they were just looking for an excuse!
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Thinking about it, you might stand a chance if Anduin was running Stormwind but…
Turalyon nah, nobody stands a chance against him.
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My druid, unfortunately, is on the wrong server. Pity; running around Stormwind as a cat and knocking things over could be fun.
Another thing that cats are good for: catching annoying, performatively-apathetic birds.
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Except maybe a winded Demon Hunter who just eye beamed one of the chandeliers in SW keep.
Remember when the only time the Trolls were relevant was when they were either holding The Thunder King’s pocket or gave up and just became Night Elves?
Oh good only the front gate ,this will be interesting 
I gotta imagine trolls have one of those jillion year old sourdoughs
I feel like my existence proves you wrong…
Right-o then.
Wait … this empire?
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