"He has ascended higher than us all..."

As do I, I’m nearing 30 and have hobbies and employment to deal with. Doesn’t mean I don’t selfishly indulge on some pleasure here and there. Some people lean to drugs or degenerate behaviors for this, I prefer to make dumb people seethe.

I tend to enjoy a light amount of trolling in /4 and watching the fireworks fly.

If you want a really good laugh. Go to an RP server where people predominantly have a specific political ideology. In Trade just type simply “Socialists are the flat earthers of Economics.” regardless of your beliefs. Banshee screams, death threats, psychotically badgering your guildmates to try and get you guild kicked, the works.

It’s so pathetic for humans to behave like this that it’s just a form of art you can’t help but appreciate in all honesty.

Wait, the earth is round?

snickers

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A pizza is both round and flat. :rofl:

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Oh right, this is WoW so the earth is flat, or may as well be. Sure as hell looks flat when you fly over every zone at sky limit and invisible walls block you from going too far. Literally for April Fool’s they could make all zones flat green textures and nobody would notice anything.

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Until I get a hold of it. Then it will be gone.

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Back when I made pizzas for a job out of high school you’d have been my favorite customer. Had so many repeat customers because they pay 20 dollars for a pizza, I guaranteed they got 20 dollars worth of pizza instead of store policy which was basically much like Dell. “Half the effectiveness, twice the price.”

For real though, Pepperoni bugged me the most. Cheap 11 dollar pizza for a large, store is like “only use 32 pepperonis maximum” like f- that, I’m not going to ration a material that is literally half a cent for the company. If you want profit, you give them pizza they are proud to have bought because they return. You screw them over and they only buy that one pizza. Pepperoni on top of the sauce, add the cheese, pepperoni on top, sprinkle a little more cheese over that pepperoni so it looks impressive coming out of the oven.

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I never got why the arbiters is there really.

I am guessing most of their business is cut and dry.

Do you like nature? Yes. Are you a serial killer? No. Ardenweald…next.

Do you like nature? No. do you like warfare? Yes. Are you a serial killer? No…I only killed in battle when ordered. Maldraxxus…next

Do you like nature? No. I want to see the world burn. Okay…I will skip a few questions. Are you a serial killer? I was charged with the death of 500 people but the charges never stuck. My lawyer was good… Interesting…venthyr. Next…

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Uther, no question.

Not their obvious insertion of real world politics.

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If I wanted to know what those people thought I would have watched MSNBC myself.

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Uh no one.

I’d replace it with a council like they did for the Horde.

I don’t care whose on it.

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Pelagod judging his first soul:
“Sylvanas Windrunner I… Ok I’m gonna let someone else do it. Get up here Tyrande.”

(Every automa in oribos /facepalms all at once)

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Pelagos be like

“Oh you murdered your family in cold blood”

"It’s ok…you are redeemed :slight_smile: "

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The Blizzard way would have been to replace the Arbiter with a council hehe

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SAD BUT THIS IS THE LEVEL OF WOW MORONS IN CONTROL OF THIS GAME. yes I am yelling.

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the arbiter probably.

why didn’t we just fix the original? err, the one that replaced the jailer.

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You mean MSNPC?

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Sylvannas, her greatest punishment would have been judging souls forever after what she did.

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My problems with the story is that Kleia gave this heartfelt goodbye to him and I figured it would be like the fairy in the Kyrian story, that Pelagos’ soul would simply fuel the new Arbiter and he would essentially cease to exist.
Nope. Pelagos 3.0. Gold, slightly bigger, no feet but basically the same guy.

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