Hello,
It’s friday again and my normal guild will be doing epic battlegrounds tonight. We are a completely normal guild looking to meet and indoctrinate new people. Our guild leader is planning on gracing us with His presence. The plan is to queue up for wintergrasp and win the attacking side. Anyone interested please let us know.
Sorry no gnomes
Thanks
aren’t you from that cult?
How dare you, sir! Prepare for the rage of thousands of eager Twitterati for your callous racism!
Apparently gnomes are safe from the sacrificial altar.
thats the only thing gnomes are safe from.
Rats, mice, gnomes they’re all diseased vermin. We are a pure guild and don’t bring in filth.
‘Slagspoon’ doesn’t exactly sound hygienic.
NO we are definitely NOT a cult. Every time I come here someone tries to say that. Read my lips: we are NOT a cult! Stop it.
Can we hear from your not-cult leader?
how do i know you haven’t been brainwashed by your cult to say that?
No. No one has seen The Prophet’s face. This is some sort of attempt to assassinate our leader.
we will protect The Prophet and His Holy Catapult. AMEN
i rely on my UI, so i won’t look at your prophet’s face, but i do need his name to give him my “blessing”
Is the catapult used in warfare or as means of transportation to the holy land in the sky?
I have been saved. Soon we will transcend to a higher plane of existence and you will be stuck here with gnomes.
Via the holy catapult?
The Prophet uses the Holy Catapult to bring down the walls of wintergrasp. As it has been written sings. Hallelujah hallelujah Amen*
his name??
To know his name means certain death
i AM death. his name?
sings. The Holy Catapult destroys death and the walls of wintergrasp Amen sings
I’m deriving his name is catapult as he never gets out of one. Just kill all the catapults = prophet/profit.