[H/A/NA-RP] East Azeroth Trading Co - Hiring All!

YOU!
Yes, yes you there!

Is that a sparkle of adventure in your eye? Do you crave fortune, glory, and a little bit more fortune? Do you like doin’ a business?

Well guess what! You can have all of those things at the East Azeroth Training Company! We are heavy RP neutral good guild looking to hire more cannon fodder treasured employees to fill our ranks.

What SORT of employees? Well, thats a great question! Do you like

  • Sleuthing around old tombs for a mysterious benefactor?
  • Causing EXPLOSIONS?
  • Make goods for selling and buying in markets and to others!
  • Paperwork!

This sounds amazing to ya? Drop a comment here for one of our lovely representives will reach out to you!

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(Suuuuure would be nice if Blizz let us post recruitment URLs!)

It was fun

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If interested, almost anyone in the guild can direct you to the Talent department! That’s Tekakwitha or me!

THIS is the official and up-to-date EATCo guild forum post! Hello, thanks for clicking on that link and giving us a look-through. We’re always hiring and always looking forward to new faces in our guild. We’re heavy into RP but we do have a number of peeps who are into content and love kicking NPC and player butt alike.

If you’re looking for a new guild to try out, please try out our link for a super brief application at:

tinyurl (Dot) com/JoinEATCo

After that we’ll contact you as soon as we can! If we haven’t responded to you ASAP or you want to triply make sure we’ve heard from you please feel free to send in-game mail to Tekakwitha and or Woru.

Thanks for your time, have a great Sunday, and remember to stay cool. :sunglasses:

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Keep being awesome, East Azeroth Trading Co.

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Consider me intrigued after the craziness of the other post :rofl:

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What happened to Tammy?

I believe Tam just does the hosting the Guild Recruitment Faires, and is even tagged to a guild that focuses just on that these days. Though it has been some time since I have caught up with them.

Heya WrA forums, just bumping this thread and wishing you all good fortune for the coming year. Come play with us, be apart of our community.

Also don’t forget to eat cabbage on January 1st. Start the year off on a good foot.

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Oh boy, new year new EATCo! Okay maybe not THAT new of an EATCo, but we are doing something new for this coming year. In years past we held a monthly meeting event every month on the first Sunday. It was a big thing and a big hassle and even as big as the event was not everyone could come and get the news of what all the EATCo branches (Research, Security, Talent, and Commerce) were up to. So this year we’ve started doing something different and I thought it might be fun to share it with you all as well.

I can’t ACTUALLY link links here because I -could- be a spambot and not a flesh-and-blood person so I’m going to split the link up for all you forum-dwelling warm-blooded MMORPG enjoying individuals.

tinyurl (dot ) com / EATCoMonthlyMemo

Oh yeah, happy New Year. Hope you ate your cabbage. It’s good for you.

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Woru here, junior Talent director. Once more, since I’m a real person and not a spammer, I realllllly wish I could post links to stuff! But I can’t.

Here, have a ‘deconstructed’ Tiny URL / instead!

joinEATCo

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I know!!!

You have to have tier 3 trust level and that’s for people who live and breath forums 4 times a day.

Unless you got computer skills to get around it.

The requirements for Trust Level 3 access is crazy a lot. I am trying to be active on the forums more, but I mostly only check WrA forums. I think it might require me being active on many more subforums for me to be have enough active threads to be participating in to even get to that level.

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Hey all, I’m supposed to bump the thread and I’d love to do a topical joke but there’s nothing noteworthy in the news that I can talk about on this forum. So instead I’m going to list a pancake recipe.

INGREDIENTS

  • 2 cups all purpose | plain flour, (290 g | 10 oz)
  • 1/4 cup granulated sugar or sweetener, (60g | 2 oz)
  • 4 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 3/4 cups milk, (440ml)
  • 1/4 cup butter, (60g | 2 oz)
  • 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
  • 1 large egg

INSTRUCTIONS

  • Combine together the flour, sugar (or sweetener), baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large-sized bowl. Make a well in the center and add the milk, slightly cooled melted butter, vanilla and egg.

  • Use a wire whisk to whisk the wet ingredients together first before slowly folding them into the dry ingredients. Mix together until smooth (there may be a couple of lumps but that’s okay).(The batter will be thick and creamy in consistency. If you find the batter too thick – doesn’t pour off the ladle or out of the measuring cup smoothly – fold a couple tablespoons of extra milk into the batter at a time until reaching desired consistency).

  • Set the batter aside and allow to rest while heating up your pan or griddle.

  • Heat a nonstick pan or griddle over low-medium heat and wipe over with a little butter to lightly grease pan. Pour ¼ cup of batter onto the pan and spread out gently into a round shape with the back of your ladle or measuring cup.

  • When the underside is golden and bubbles begin to appear on the surface, flip with a spatula and cook until golden. Repeat with remaining batter.

  • Serve with honey, maple syrup, fruit, ice cream or frozen yoghurt, or enjoy plain!

I haven’t made this myself so if someone wants to apply and join EATCo, or just make this recipe and get back to me in this thread, I’d appreciate it.

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It’s been three days since I posted a pancake recipe, and I still have no pancakes. Though this is to my own fault, I didn’t go to the store to get stuff for pancakes. It’s been way too cold over here for me to want to go outside just for pancake stuff.

But you didn’t click on this internet link with your computer mouse to read that I didn’t have pancakes. You’re here because you might be interested in joining a guild.
Or you’re here because you misclicked and wanted to go to the thread above or below this one. Well I’ll give you a second to click out of this thread and go to that one.

… … You’re still here? Oh you meant to be here, that’s great. Fantastic. Apply to EATCo, you might as well, you already read through all my inane drivel of a bump.

Wait, we were supposed to make pancakes for you? I’m in a different country. They’d be cold by the time you got them.

Are you all interested in community market events at all? If so let me know, I have one starting up soon and would love to invite guilds focused on trading and selling at markets.

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(Been a lil sick IRL, sorry for the late reply.)

Yes, we enjoy that stuff! It’s a good chance to show our wares and meet new people!

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Hey I’m supposed to bump the thread because we’re always looking for more people, but I’m specifically making a call-out for HEALERS. No, really, for some reason people keep getting hurt in my events and I need them to not be dead.

Dead employees are poor performers. Legal and HR wants me to double-down when I say dead employees I am not referring to undead employees. Those employees are fine. I am talking unmoving, underperforming, and ineffective workers. That just happen to be dead.

We haven’t had any deaths under my watch, but I’d like to continue to not have dead employees as a direct result of my managerial skills their own decision making abilities unforeseen consequences. So if you’re looking for work and are especially interested in working in our clinic, EATCo is hiring.

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