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Vendors With More Stats

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Time played for metrics
PvE to PvP
Makes shareholders glad

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You had me at first
Happy has two syllables
Thesaurus dot com

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Don’t like PvE
Blizzard doesn’t care about us
Shadowlands looks meh

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We need to practice
Come on guys five seven five
Maybe blizzards right :grimacing:

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:thinking: Fix’t, 10 char

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Vendors were added
We forgot to ask for it…
Actual good gear

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Whh what is that bulge in your pants?
Oh it’s your 9mm
Never mind

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Cannot wait to see
How they screw up pvp
Shadowlands…silly

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Blizzard (2) doesn’t (1) care (1) about (2) us (1)

Unless you’re counting the apostrophe as a syllable.

It’s not about how you spell it, it’s how you say it. You can’t say “doesn’t” without an e/i sound slipping in, which adds a syllable.

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Doesn’t = does not, two syllables to say it either way :yum:

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Maybe he’s using the Tennessee pronunciation :crazy_face:

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BFA is puke :face_vomiting:
Shadowlands is also puke :face_vomiting:
Zug zug no like puke :face_vomiting:

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Uhhh… the removal of the vowel which is the opening of your jaw removes the second syllable. Doz-nt. What what e/i sound? Doesnet, doesnit? Maybe your accent is weird. I dunno!

Not quite. Same way you’re is one syllable and you are is two. :smiley:

Maybe you all are pronouncing the word weird?
https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/doesn't

But okay guys

https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/doesnt

Dunno what to say, it literally says 2 syllables, but then if you add the apostrophe it says one… website is probably wrong. :stuck_out_tongue:

http://www.syllablecount.com/syllables/doesnt

Also says 2

Good PVP gear
Something I have missed for years
PVP stat please

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BFA is trash
Please bring back 5v5 arena
Solo que it up

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I was thinking more like Doesent/Doesint.

https://imgshare.io/image/8066b69f-118c-442d-8467-5bb92f0415b4.NsXLSe

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