Haikus For Blizz re SL PvP

PVP Arenas
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I guess if you over emphasize the ‘n’! They way I pronounce it is “duznt’”.

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I mean the apostrophe is important and changes how you stress the word, right? When typing in without the apostrophe it counts it as two, but also doesn’t give the sub breakdown of the word, so I think it’s just going off of something formulaic. Biggest issue is likely where you’re from and how your accent stresses the word.

All the same, it’s a wow haiku on the forums.

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https://imgur.com/a/kmvrmIQ
Websites are liars!

24

This is so bamboozling!

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25

This is why people hate english :joy:

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26

We just need to ban contractions.

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27

Ban contractions now
They cause so much undue strife
Ruined my poem

Fixd

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28

Are you trying to start another debate?! :triumph::rofl:

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29

I checked both syllable websites this time and they agree on two! :joy: I done goof’d

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30

Why fix what ain’t broke
B-F-A was terrible
Bring back W-O-D

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31

I hate BfA
Just bring back PvP stats
It worked fine last time

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32

My mom likes my mog :smile:
She says Snuggles you so cute :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:
She’s making me blush :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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33

Stuck in a wheelchair…
They promised they could cure me…
Now have spinning rims.

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34

Tread carefully

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35

Need new director
WoW suffers heavily now
Ion please step down

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36

BFA so bad.
Bring Holinka back to WoW.
Hopelinka save us!

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37

JD plays a priest
Red mask to stop the Rona
Social distancing

38

I play nothing right now.
Game sucks too much.
My avatar has no arms.

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39

Thank you!!!

https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/development-update-the-road-to-shadowlands/638371

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40

Blizz must love haikus
You all are oh so welcome
Mail Snugglecakes gold

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