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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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You should avoid using big words just to make yourself look perspicacious.
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Sent a BTag friend request…husband and I are looking for a guild, and this sounds like something right up our alley!
Awesome! I look forward to hearing from you both. 
Just as a heads-up, I’ve been on and off a lot lately; got a few things going on in the real world that keeps dragging me from the game.
No worries! BNet request has been sent, and I’m in game right now, but hubby isn’t home from work yet. We’ll hook up with you when we can!
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Women say that giving birth is the most painful experience one can have. That is until they step on Legos at 3:00 in the morning a few years later.
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After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender is like “W.T.F!”
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If you’re trying to kick the habit, think about joining Nun Beaters Anonymous.
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If you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt, you’re hitting rock bottom.
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Last Christmas, Santa Claus was dismayed when one of his helpers perished in a terrible woodworking accident. When questioned, he said that the helper’s foreman only had its elf to blame.
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My dear friend Billy drowned a while back, and at his funeral the rest of us chipped in and got him a wreath in the shape of a life preserver.
It’s what he would have wanted.
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Brown-Eyed Ghoul
with my deepest apologies to Van Morrison
Hey, where did you go
After that last raid?
Our healers—truly pro—
I gave them all the blame.
You were hackin’ and a-slashin’, hey hey,
Leapin’ and a-boundin’
In the misty graveyard dusk
Had my pulse a-poundin’.
When I saw you—my brown-eyed ghoul.
You’re my brown-eyed ghoul.
Moment I found you
(Your daggers had that dull glow),
I knew that you had me
Stun-locked, sweet and slow.
Lurkin’ in the moonlight, cacklin’,
Dancin’ 'round behind an empty grave.
Drippin’ and a-droolin’,
You tell me it’s me you crave.
Oh you, my brown-eyed ghoul.
You’re my brown-eyed ghoul.
As you dismember me,
I hear you sing:
[gross phlegmmy sounds]
Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya-ti-dah
Pgne pgne pgne pgne pgne pgne Pgne pgne pgne pgne pgne-ti-dah
La ti dah.
So then you clawed your way
Right through my heart and bone.
I love your mind, it’s in decay,
And my, how you can groan.
Sure, we got problems now and then
(Sometimes I’m overcome by your breath).
Though you like to munch on carrion,
With my dream-ghoul love conquers death.
Oh, my brown-eyed ghoul.
You’re my brown-eyed ghoul…
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This thread has so much win in it. I’m really interested in joining you guys.
I’m glad you dig it.
I’m online at pretty irregular times these days, but if you see me on, don’t hesitate to send me a whisper!
Sounds good, I’ll definitely add you to my friends list and hope to see you on sometime.
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I like to call the commode in my house “The Jim” instead of the John. That way when people ask me what’s the first thing I do in the morning, I can honestly tell them that I head to the Jim.
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The thing about goblins and gnomes is that they have very little in common.
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It’s well documented that smoking can kill you, and eating bacon can do much the same. However, smoking bacon cures it. Oh sweet irony!
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Butter is a milkshake.
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I once met a goblin who had a brilliant idea for making gambling hotlines more popular. Just announce that every 20th caller is a winner!
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