As of yet, I can honestly say that “I have not bought questionably obtained organs from Firebrand Enterprises”
~wink~
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Let’s fix that. Fulfilling your bucket list is important and we’re here to help.
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In fact, can we interest you in a bundle deal? You get more, for less.
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With all the bear butts and hooves people have to collect in the world. I’m sure we can get something for you. For the right price.
Ahoy hoy! I run the commerce branch of FE - which is one of the best 4 branches in the guild.
I think that I’ve been in charge of running the commerce branch for about a year now. I’ve got to say that one of my favorite parts of it is working with, and doing my best to encourage some of the most unique and creative players (AND characters) I have ever, and likely will ever meet! And I get to do it all DRAMA FREE.
Not only has my character had the the chance to grow here, but I have seriously learned a lot too. Especially how to stab people! and roll badly.
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V stands there, reads it and sees those last two words. Slowly, she nods. And sighs. “Yeah, no idea where that curse comes from. I swear ta gold, we have the worst luck in combat a any association I’ve ever seen.”
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Is this guild of any relation to Flashbang Exports on Moonguard, and if so are there cross server shenanigans to be had?
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Nope! We are only on Wyrmrest Accord!
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Yesterday we went to Hellfire Peninsula and caught two infernals to study! It was a pretty fun event that resulted in our Jr Executive of research, Keneti, taking one of them home!
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Good afternoon! I am Admiral Schatten, head of our small and humble privateering venture and director of Firebrand’s Security branch. FiSec, as I’ve dubbed it for brevity.
I assumed the mantle nearly four months ago now, and this job has been challenging as it’s been wonderful. As it stands, Security is our smallest branch. Perhaps as it should be. We’re an investment company, not a private military. It is written, after all, that the art of war is in one’s ability to win without having to fight. Do FiSec members see a hell of a lot of high-explosive violence? Oh yes. And how. But my job, REALLY, is training everyone who comes through my doors to be capable, confident, resilient, and – a single word that means ‘good in a team’ escapes me, but you’ll learn how to do it.
I’ve had the pleasure of working with a colorful cast of brave and interesting people, and have delighted in seeing sometimes undisciplined or troubled souls uniting together to face their hardships. Come give us a try! Whether it’s piratical ne’er-do-wells or a lack of confidence, we’ll lead you to victory against them, howling for blood all the way. … You don’t gotta howl, but I’m gonna.
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Geldrix Swiftcoin here. I’ve been in Firebrand Enterprises for over two years now and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it. I’ve been playing WoW since late BC and this is the longest I’ve stayed in any guild so that should say something. There is always something to do, whether its old or new content runs, PvP or one of our many role playing story events.
Seriously you can’t say there is nothing to do as nearly every day has something going on. Plus there are always a large number of people on for any impromptu things you might want to do.
I’ve roleplayed on WRA for six years now and I can legit say this is the best guild I’ve been with and would recommend anyone who is looking for an RP guild to give us a try.
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We had a class about non-violent interrogation techniques last night. That was fascinating. The rest of the week includes a “retirement” party, raiding and a story about the exploitation of nature (goblins, man). Check us out!
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Super excited for the ‘retirement’ party tonight, the location is pretty awesome and Tamani’s running it!! So you know it’s gunna be good…you could join us and come…and you totally should!
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It’s been a good week and I haven’t made it to half the things I wish I could’ve attended.
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~Before you enter the scent of cloves, stale beer and Dark Lady knows what else that smell is hits your nose,
passing thru the bead curtain, not all strands match none are the same length and a few have something sticky on them
foot falls on stained red shag carpet worn down into a tight knight, patched hear and there over the passage of time. Heavy dust and cobwebs hang on picture frames
the glass long covered in a fine yellowish tobacco stain, you make yourself to the table, cushions not all at the right side far too many people have used them. You take your seat~
~Up on the stage in various shades of green/grey costumes a corpse lying down face up, what might be white powder in a pile on perhaps a reflective device a female goblin clamoring atop the corpse
in what might be ‘suggestive’ acts that could be lewd but its really hard to tell as some hack mage cast blur image over a smoke bomb, if this was on another realm of existence it might have been filmed
in very bad nightvision gear or pornovision, but its not, its here so you get what you get. And we also do not have to worry about “Stop, Freeze, Enhance” technology either~
~a small silver ball lowers from the celling and spins slowly dancing lights sparkle of the fine décor, a man steps to the mic~
There’s a vault in a western bank
And it serves a hundred accounts a day
Lonely patrons pass the time away
And talk about their rates
And there’s a goblin in this banking town
And she works layin’ silver down
They say, “Tammy, fetch another coin”
She serves them loans and crime
The patrons say, “Tammy, you’re a fine gob” (You’re a fine gob)
What a good wife you would be (Such a fine gob)
Yeah your eyes could steal a criminal from the crime"
Tammy wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the north of Spain
A locket that bears the name
Of a man that Tammy loves
He came on a summer’s day
Bringing’ blight from far away
But he made it clear he couldn’t stay
No Crypt was his home
The patrons said, “Tammy, you’re a fine gob (You’re a fine gob)
What a good wife you would be (Such a fine gob)
But my unlife, my love, and my lady is Dark”
Yeah, Tammy used to watch his eyes
When he told his murderers story
She could feel the dagger fall and rise
She saw its ragin’ glory
But he had always told the truth
Lord, he was an honest man
And Tammy does her best to understand
At night, when the banks close down
Tammy walks through a silent town
And loves a man who’s not around
She still can hear him say
She hears him say, “Tammy, you’re a fine gob (You’re a fine gob)
What a good wife you would be (Such a fine gob)
But my life, my love, and my lady is Dark”
“Tammy, you’re a fine gob (You’re a fine gob)
What a good wife you would be (Such a fine gob)
But my life, my love, and my lady is Dark”
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THAT IS AMAZING!
(Why won’t this thing post? Yes, it’s a damn sentence.)
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We’ve got a busy week coming up! Company holiday party and coffee date auction, meetings with some Alliance companies and the Gilded Market just to name a few!
The PvE folks have really been getting into Torgast, Mythics and Raiding lately too. So much so that they’ve inspired me to dust off my old Discipline Priest and actually try some PvE myself!
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Things are cold all over the world right now, stay safe! (And join us maybe, I mean if you’re reading this…you might as well right? 
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Hey guys! Hopping back into WoW tonight, and race changing back to my Vulpera as soon as it loads in. I’d like to come back to Firebrand if that’s a possibility!
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Absolutely! Check out the application link in the first post up there. Hope to see you soon 
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