Thanks Huul. To re-join, I need to reapply and go through the whole process again?
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Yes, please. I donāt keep the old ones after someone is gone 
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Will do! Iāll get started on it tonight. Thanks V!
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I am going to have to step in hereā¦
As the outside consulting company, we are going to require the normal fee of 10, er I meant 35% of all current and future earning of any and all toons.
Its all completely legal and above board, no need to āaskā around just send me the golds and I will fast track you any any and all other recruitsā¦
(See this is why our guild does not recruit on the forums, they are afraid I will post)
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If you continue to try to exhort my employees, Iāll have no choice but to send a ānegotiation teamā to see you. Iām certain things can be worked out to my satisfaction.
(Your guild should revel in your posts. Theyāre hilariously fun.)
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Tonight, Azerothās best and brightest (plus some Firebrand Employees that snuck in) go head to head in the Guppy Bowl! Who can take a pile of random junk, a surprise theme, and transform it into a functional product? Come and see!
This afternoon in old Dalaran!
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this guild is is a pretty great place to be if youāre bored, thereās always something happening!
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Sssssā¦ bump.
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Sparring for over 100k in gold, investigating the Shadowlands, giving ic drama some screen space, raiding a fel-reaver forge, raiding, a product demonstration, and finally a lecture by Stormwind University.
Itās a busy week.
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When you say āgive IC drama some screen spaceā are you referring to Tea Time or Tam hosting of the sparring tournament? 
yes
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We have coffee.
If that doesnāt seal the deal I donāt know what will! 
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This weekend involves chatting about commerce, attending a lecture by the Stormwind University and our monthly guild meeting! Iām really looking forward to the lecture!
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Today, weāre getting a lecture from the Stormwind University, subject of their choosing. This is one of the coolest things Iām able to do for my guild - hire other guilds to come do things just for us. Next month, we have the Midnight Circus.
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Busy weekend and tomorrow; an evening playing Among Us followed by late night Mythic raids!
Weāre having a cultural festival about the history of the Vulpera! Taught by Vulpera! Itās really cool, we do lots of cool things, despite our logo being literal fire.
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Hi! Sapphoria Lightwell, resident Lady of Science here.
Now, you might be reading through these little snippets of events and commentaries and maybe youāre not fully convinced of what Firebrand Enterprises can offer you.
Well, as the newly elected morale officer, I can safely tell you that if you /donāt/ apply to our wonderful company I will personally find you andā¦
ā¦ wait, I canāt threaten them with our mechanical cat army or the testing vats that some of our admins may or may not know about? I have to be nice? Really?? I canātā¦? Butā¦? Dammit.
Ahem, anyways! Like I was saying. Firebrand Enterprises is a wonderful company that encourages all of our interns to be the best definitely not test subjects for future world domination plans they can be!
I can personally guarantee that each new member is treated with the utmost humane treatment and certainly not analyzed for data collection purposes for profitable ventures in the near and far future! In fact, they are our greatest assets! At leastā¦ thatās what our expense reports say.
Anyways, you should definitely apply and I definitely wonāt be eager to find out your blood type, cell structure, and general genetic makeup for possibilities in an invincible clone army that totally doesnāt exist in any way, shape or form at least according to our legal team!
So warm up those pencils, donāt give that fine print a second thought, and join Firebrand Enterprises today! What could possibly go wrong?
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They find out that I am the mastermind pulling the strings?
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Today: A research meeting with a song and dance routine.
Monday: A get-to-know you dice game and mythic+
Wed: A hunt in Unāguro for the mini-game.
Thur: Partying with the commerce branch and mythic+
Fri: Meeting another guild and raiding.
Sat: The Gilded Market.
Another amazing week.
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