:Fire: [H-RP] Firebrand Enterprises: Still Hiring!

Hey Firebrand, are y’all a bunch of rogues?
Because you seem to be a Fan of knives.

Join Firebrand Enterprises today, where the puns are actually way better than mine and the dad jokes will rupture your kidneys.

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The jokes are amazing. Love it.

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Blacked out in the Wyvern’s Tail from a night of tomfoolery.
Woke up at the local shaman’s hut with multiple stab wounds and a paper that said my application to Firebrand Enterprises had been reviewed and approved.

ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵐʸ ˢᵒᶜᵏˢ ᵍᵒ

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Just a heads up, but the Gilded Market and Auction starts in a couple of hours! Don’t miss it! It’s a good chance to see us in action!

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Great turnout at the market this month. Join up with Firebrand and you can get involved in the operations, get some inside connections and have fun with mercantile RP!

And stabbing RP. And adventure RP. And cutthroat mercenary RP, and cosmic horror RP, and RP with the lube room, Mad Science!!™ RP, and much much more.

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Tonight: In the ongoing story of Shadows in the Mist , Firebrand’s rivals are intending to send a clear message. Their vindictive leadership wants to sow discord and paranoia among their enemies and have a strike plan. If a call to arms comes up, will you answer it?

What seeds grow when sown by wicked farmers tonight in this week’s edition of TTT Theater?

Apply to find out more: https: //tinyurl. com/ApplytoFE

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Employees (and associates!)
Does your quick thinking and jury-rigging put a Mechagnome to shame?
Think you’re so slick you could sell sand to a Sethrak?
Were you unable to get a spot on Shark Tank?

You might have what it takes to compete in the Guppy Bowl!

Attendants are broken up into random teams, given an object, then forced to create a product and cook up a pitch! The one who impresses the judges and the audience most wins a big investment!

Tonight! …Well actually right now!

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There’s a whole lot of parties that’ve been going down this summer. Here’s another!

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why spend your life being hot and miserable outside during the summer months when you could be spending them sitting in front of a fan and roleplaying with the best guild on wra-h? You might still be miserable, but at least you have us. Join today!

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yea its pretty cool

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Something going on all the time and run like a well-oiled piece of GOBLIN (Not gnome. Perish the thought!) machinery. Drama free grown folk fun. Simply the best.

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Gnomes need to be eradicated.

Midsummer Gala is tonight! Bring your fancy duds and shop or socialize! It’s the perfect way to fill that time between Canadaday and Americaday!

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Thank you everyone who vendored, performed and celebrated with us last night! We were honestly blown away by just how many people showed up, and even more by how many people passing by decided to join in!

And thank you, Sylaseia, for the great idea and taking the initiative to make it all happen! Looking forward to helping with the next event!

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Tonight we’re taking off on another chapter of one of our several guild stories. There’s sabotage and subterfuge and explosions and yelling and bribery and shady deals! Who knows what’s in store?

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It’s been alot of fun. We’ve called it Shadows in the Mist. Several in the guild are playing our rivals and we never know where the story is going!

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very great guild of kind and patient players. Glad i found a group of good players to hang with.

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Friday, Friday, everybody should join Firebrand on Friday.

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Gilded Market is this weekend! Now is a perfect time to join up with Firebrand, gets you a chance to see what we’re all about. Plus there’s a pub night in Silvermoon this Friday. Two different events, both big and small, to meet folks in a casual setting!

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For those of you who still haven’t heard yet, the Gilded Market is going down this evening at 5pm! If you see Tam around in game, chances are high that she’ll be handing out flyers in-character as well!

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