Now this is a story all about how
My role-play got flipped-turned upside down
And Iâd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
Iâll tell you how I became the princess of a guild called FE
In normal Uldir raiding ways
Topping healing charts was where I spent most of my days
Chillinâ out maxinâ relaxinâ all cool
And all healing the raider pool
When a couple of RPers who were dead on the floor
Started talkinâ stories my OCs would be good for
I got in one little talk talkinâ up my flair
My bro said, âYouâre movinâ your toons to WRAâ
I debated and discussed with him day after day
But he packed my profiles and sent me on my way
He gave me a GM and then he gave me my ticket
I put my RP walk on and said, âI might as well kick itâ
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking Dr Pepper out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of FE living like?
Hmm, this might be alright
But wait I hear theyâre prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I donât think so
Iâll see when I get there
I hope theyâre prepared for the princess of FE
Well, the GM met me and when I came out
There was a girl who looked like a priest standing there with my name out
I ainât trying to get saved yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said âBozâ and it had dice in the mirror (1s)
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, âNah, forget itâ
â âYo, home to FEâ
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, âYo home smell ya laterâ
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Princess of FE
Mortherâs Day weekend? Whoâs Morther? Why does he have a day? How do we celebrate it? Does his brother have a day too? And most importantly, HOW DO I MAKE GOLD FROM THIS?
Come visit our booth tonight at the Gilded Market in the Lost City of Tolâvir in Uldum, starting at 5pm. Weâll have a variety of things for sale, and a recruiter will be on site if you are interested in joining Firebrand Enterprises.
Weâre going to be in the Drag with several other guilds tonight at 6pm (server time) actively recruiting new employees! If you have questions or are looking for a chance to walk up and learn about the company IC, then this is a great opportunity to do so! Donât let it pass you by!
Hey so⌠if a mercenary company needed to procure some âsuppliesâ through means that arenât necessarily on public record, is that something Firebrand can assist with?
Firebrand Enterprises is very willing to help with such ventures*. Ingame contacts would be Sevarak, Vozul, Fefe or Blooddebts. Any of those people can help set up a deal.
We will not commit treason against the Horde military and therefore wonât steal azerite from Horde-aligned sources. Stealing it from the Alliance is do-able though!
No treason, more just⌠Korr prefers the Horde military not be in their business. Moving weapons and such will draw scrutiny, which he doesnât want!
Bump, Flex, Pose. Grim here to shamelessly advertise this amazingly productive company! You want action? We got it. You want to be a stuck up prissy priss priss (Yea I said it twice) we have stuff for that as well. Wanna flex your well versed lore abiding brain as a brainiac nerdy nerd we have what you need. You wanna talk that good game about how your guild is better then our Enterprise? Iâm coming for you. Hold dear to your shins if shins is indeed what you cherish above all. Firebrand Enterprises threatening you with a smile?..No? Oh no thatâs just me. This message is likely not V Firebrand approved. But no seriously come join up and lets talk details and get your RP experience rolling!
Yes it is! Remember everyone, you can always check back towards the top of the thread in order to stay caught up with what weâve got planned! This does not include spontaneous events or many of the multitudes of other server events we attend as a group!
And donât forget that you can always contact me or other officers in game for more information about the company!
This guild is pretty cool. I mean they let me in after all.
In all seriousness I havenât seen a better RP guild in the four plus years Iâve RPâD on this server. Let me put it this way, those four plus years was all Alliance but this guild got me to ditch my dwarf beard for a goblinâs, well you know.
There is always multiple events during the week and the officers are more than happy to help people who may want to put on an event but were maybe to scared to try. Join. Trust me, itâs that good.
Okay, Iâm back to work! Get in here and check out whatâs going on! Thereâs always a good time to be had when youâre dealing with Firebrand Enterprises or your money back*!