I heard some people don’t like it when their told things like orientate. Me and my friend’s, like really like it when, like, when we do our grammer really good. I seen people do much worsen than this though.
Hear is to hoping all you’all have a happy Black Friday!
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Oh muh gooses
And I am drawing a blank on everything else at the moment haha
The effects of the war affected Major Smith such that he had a rather gloomy affect, which effected his decision to seek a psychiatrist’s help.
TA-DAAAH!
Two of my favorite malapropisms come from Mike Tyson after he lost to Lennox Lewis in the early 2000s.
When asked about Lennox and the fight Mike said that Lennox was great and “I take my hand off to him”
When asked what was next in his career or life, Mike answered, “I don’t know… I might just fade into Bolivia.”
Damn…so close! 
pst me.
I understand what is meant is whisper me however as an “older” mmo player I read that as “please send tell me”.
As long as I have been in the online world pst has always meant please send tell.
Cheers lol
Someone throwing shade who is “casting nasturtiums”…
I want to ook you in the dooker ?
Oh I completely see that as Please Send Tell.
Years in EQ’s manual trading economy… before their version of auction houses…
“WTS SSoY T1, 5k obo PST”
OMG.
I could NOT believe that one when I went in that dungeon hehe. I actually yelped out loud!
ATM machine.
Idear.
irregardless.
Or my personal favorite:
All of a sudden.
Like really? Have you ever half of a sudden? IT’S SUDDENLY YOU NITWIT!
Oh and just a little something from where I grew up. This conversation could actually take place:
A: “Y’all gon’be heah f’supper?”
B: “Well we might could. Fred, if he come, heewanna go.”
Translation:
A: “Are all of you coming over for dinner?”
B: “We may attend. If Fred arrives, he would want to.”
I love “might could”.
“All of a sudden” is correct.
When I hear people say “all of THE sudden” I shudder inside.
I also shudder when people from Illinois ask me for a “scissor” and not “the scissors” or “the pair of scissors”. It’s like they just said “Put on your pant to cover your butt.”
pantS!
scissorS!
Argh!
Bugger, I know that, I couldn’t even TYPE it the wrong way! It’s actually quite difficult to write some of these kinds of things lol.
Agreed.
“Bless your heart” evil laugh
Aqua TV Show Show.
The La Brea Tar Pits.
Isla Island.
“I could care less”
Really? To what degree do you care, then?
BTW, anyone else think it a bit ironic that “grammar” is misspelled i the thread title?
Looser. Or when people loose items.
Makes me think they’re launching whatever from a trebuchet.
Stick around fellers, Elizabetha might learn ya sumpn.
I have so many fantastic reaction .gifs to this post. I am uncertain of which I should choose, and so I shall choose all of them.
“Could of” always triggers me.