This is absolutely the friendliest, most inclusive guild I have been in. I have hopped in and out of WoW for the past few years, and yesterday I hopped back in and was invited to do the new dungeon straightaway. The events are a hoot, and the Goblin roleplay is fun and light-hearted. The leaders put so much effort into running events and keeping things fun and easygoing.
Roll a Goblin and join us!
Heh. All 3 of my alts are Goblins (Priest, Shaman, and Rogue) and if my Main were any other race it would be Goblin. Wish I could be on later than 7 pm server⌠only reason I havenât actively sought a guild as I canât put in the time unfortunatelyâŚ
Still I have run into a few of the FBE folks and they do seem like a fun bunch!
I need to re-roll my old goblin hunter. He lacked common sense in every possible way but boy, did he love modifying his guns and getting tattoos of his tiger pet. Also trying to grow hair on his chest to impress the ladies⌠the boys⌠he didnât care so long as SOMEONE was impressed (and no, he never did succeed in actually growing hair on his chest).
Hiya Gibet!
Guess what? Ainât no rules regardin appearances in this Boomtastic goodness. Show up morning, afternoon, night⌠whenevah ya wants! And I can almost guarantee thereâll be Gobs out and about in the WoW to keep yas company.
PLUS! We have that fabulous Goblin invention called Discord. You may have hoird about it. Some Human stole the tech and made it their own but Weâre claiminâ it anyways, see? Hehehe
So, donât be shy! Send your Gobs to Flashbang; live the Gob life YOUR way. Cause Gobs do it their way, all the way. Dats the ONLY way.
Oh, and hey. When ya do join, tell em your ole pal Eddy P sentcha. Heâll be gladja did.
You should see 3 requests in the guild finder. Iâm on the fence with the warlock. I started wow in vanilla with this toon but if I ever retire the character it would be reborn in goblin majesty 
Hey Gibet!
Iâve been down with the plague and not logged into the game since I responded. Did you get your requests into FBE accepted?
Hey! Hope you are feeling better. Yea all three of the Gob-alts are in:
Itti - Priest. May become my main as Iâm liking how Shadow feels at the moment. Also Holy for healy,healy goodness. Really the only alt with any kind of background concept.
Unah - Shaman cuz elements go Boom! Can open new markets by setting things on fire and then putting them out⌠for a discount even.
Sidle - Rogue for pointy, stabby fun. Will probably be the last to level.
This emo warlock will still stay for now but if I decide to retire the character then itâs Gob-time⌠with demons!
I read this entire thread and I do not regret. You guys put so much effort into roleplaying the best race that Azeroth gave to us. I am very happy for you and I hope I can get some time to put a goblin into your guild someday.
Sorry for the delayed response - Iâve been out of town! Thank you for the kind words and weâll be here whenever you finally cave to the siren call!
Welcome aboard!! Lunchroomâs at the end of the hall, main offices down on the right, and donât worry about them pages of fine print in the quintuplicate contract you just signed! Liability, Shmiability. Pfft.
If there are any plans to ally with NPC factions I nominate the Tuskar⌠cuz reasons!.. and soup!!! Would love to get them over to the Nail.
The centaur are just too uptightâŚ
Best wishes for a Healthy, Happy, and Profitable New Year to alla yas from Flashbang Exports!
Weâre startinâ the New Year with a big olâ Flashbang and a buncha exciting new plans, so if youâve been curious about the Gob Life, nowâs a great time to dive in!
Hey, hey Moonguard! Itâs your ole pal Eddy P. wishing you and yours a Happy New Year! Yeah, I know weâre three days in to 2023. Big deal. We canât get enough of hearing ourselves talk. Or hype.
Speaking of HYPE, this yearâs got some of the biggest Boom yous peeps could evah imagine. So big dat we canât hold it in much longer. How you ask?
You may indeed! Flashbang is expanding to the blue side. Dats right, Gob fans. Weâre opening shop with Bangflash Imports, welcoming ANYONE who wants to join the boomtastic good time thatâs Flashbang Exports. Why? Well, our lonely âGnomeâ GMâs got bored, see? Dey got tired of watching those Gobs have all the fun.
hands you the glossy sales flier
Hereâs what da brochure says:
Bangflash Imports (BFI on da local stock exchange) is looking for new hires as we expand our operations to all corners of Azeroth.
Since its humble beginnings in Gadgetzan, BFI has evolved into an innovative engineering and manufacturing firm able to meet customer demands in the most cost-effective and environmentally-conscious way possible.
As part of its effort to repair the damage caused by reckless policies, wars and otherworldly invasions, BFI also offers land management services for public or private entities.
While BFI employment has traditionally been limited to the original Gnome founders, the three years of peace have allowed the company to grow to a size where it is able to seek new applicants, open to any members of the Alliance.
So there you have it! Join the new, environmentally conscious Boom today. And when you do, be sure an tell em your ole pal Eddy P. sentcha. Iâll be glad ya did.
OOC:
This is the alliance side guild of Flashbang Exports.
Anyone is welcome, whether for RP, PVE, PVP, or just to chill.
No applications or interviews, the only requirement is to be at least level 10.
To join, apply in the Guild Finder or ask a BFI member for an invite.
To address the need for player housing, Bangflash Imports will begin land surveys to evaluate potential locations for premium sustainable vertically-oriented communities to suit the needs of residents exploring the wealth of resources and opportunities the Dragon Isle has to offer.
Anyone is welcome to apply to BFI, as it has state-of-the-art training facilities, but we are also looking for people knowledgeable in any of these specializations:
Meanwhile, Flashbang Exports is always hiring! All Gobs welcome, and weâre excited to soon welcome Monks among our ranks! Maybe we can get a Wrestling League started in the betting circles! Luchidore-type face masks, capes, giant belt buckles, lights, drama, the works!
OOCly, weâre looking for Gobs of all types! RP, PVP, PVE - we do it all in a casual chill but fabulous way that acknowledges IRL comes first and believes activities should be fun, not pressure! Whether new or veteran, introvert or outgoing, all Gobs are welcome and we hope to see you soon!
Best Gobs youâll ever meet!
Our Gob-fu will be strong.
Out of curiousity, what classes are you looking for, for end game content?
Any and all is welcome, we encourage people to play whatever they enjoy most!
Love you guys!