Hi Zaeby! I can shoot you a message in-game 
We did move the Meeting from Saturday to same time Sunday to attend a special event as a guild, if that’s better for you as well.
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Sorry I couldn’t stick around! I got called away for something. Since the meeting’s been moved I’ll probably show up to that since I should be free sunday!
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Awesome! We look forward to meeting you!
I’m a newbie but enjoyed your guild’s antics while exploring Orgrimmar on an alt. Is there a level requirement to join and are you in need of particular classes and professions? Just curious since I’d like to roll a Goblin at some point and you seem like a fun bunch.
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Best bunch of gobbos.
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Hi Bjartr! Happy to hear that. The level requirement is 10. We have a bit of everything, so pick whatever you think would be the most fun.
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I joined Flashbang a couple years ago, and then had to quit WOW cause life got in the way. Was thinking of making a new goblin just to rejoin. I had a good time with the group.
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You and me both.
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We’d be happy to have you both back!
(sorry for the delayed response, had IRL myself)
Best goblin guild around! Talk to Kiwi, she’ll sort ya out.
No one does bomb exploding like Flashbang!
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Seems like a cool guild, been looking for some hordeside fun here!
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Thanks for the love!
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The goblins have assembled.
We will take everything over.
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Huh? Oh, those Flashbang Exports people! They seem like an alright bunch! Ran into a few of them yesterday…
Although I lost a Tonk battle against that Goblin lady. I’ll get my vengeance one day…
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Any time, any where. Come at me! 
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Hey, hey, oh Guardians of the Moon! It’s your ole pal Eddy P. here to inform you that it’s once again that time of the… er, well. ahem Right.
It’s Flashbang Exports GUILD MEETING NIGHT!
Yes-sir-ee Gob! Bring your Gob-loving self out to Fuselight at 9:00PM sharp for a Boomstastic good time, especially if you’re in need of a guild. And are a Goblin, of course. Only the best get to join up with the Flashbang goodness. Though, all (even you Alliance-types) are welcome to watch, attend, hear about all the new schemes we’re cooking up, witness the maddness and mayhem. And we accept bribes, kickbacks, all that good stuff if you care to have a front row seat.
Doesn’t get any better than that, eh?
Of course it does! Like every meeting, we crown the Employee of the Month. You’ll see votes bought with sparkling bribes, hear promises of the moon and all it’s guardians, observe what makes Goblins tick and not explode. I’m telling youz guys, this an event to rival the Tournament of… well, you get the hype. Hehehehe
So come on down to Fuselight and pop into the domed building with ginormous spyglass on top. Hand over a few gold coins and grab the best, or next best seat in the house. And like I said, if you are in the market for making bank, for laundering, gambling, and all that jazz, then Flashbang Exports just might be the guild for you.
Oh, and when you DO show up, tell em your old pal Eddy P. sentcha. I’ll be gladja did.
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Hey, hey Moonguard! It’s your ole pal Eddy P once again spreading the boomtastic vibes about the fabulous, all-Goblin guild called Flashbang Exports!
Plus Kiwi, our amazing, barefooted empress, requested this post and when she says jump, we all ask “how much ya payin?” hehehe
So, here’s the goods. We are growing like inflation and need YOUR Goblin to continue the growth rate. And guess what? We will take ALL types of players! PVE raiders, dungoneers, levelers, don’t matter none to us. If you’re a loot hunter, we gotcha covered. PVP? You betcha, pal. RP? Dats what we do best. So, for the price of one guild, you get it all, see? What a bargain.
One rule to rule them all and in the greedness bind them: be nice. Dats it. We’re helpful helpers and nothing’s loved more than nice helpful helpers. Like Gobfather Winter’s little helpers, except we’re better. Hehehe
So there you have it! Casual, serious, silly, crazy, immersive, drowning. We’ll take your mad Goblin and welcome them with golden arms. Check us out on GF, contact a member today and you MAY get a free plushie. It could happen. Yeah.
Stay cool, Moonguard!
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Happy November, Moonguard! It’s your ole pal Eddy P here to hype up our fabulous monthly event called…
GOBBODOMEEEEEEEE
Oh, as ya read dat, make sure to use your monster truck announcer voice. Perfect for beat downs!
Here’s the official announcement: “Need some stress relief and wanna knock some faces? Want to cheer or heckle folks beating the snot out of each other? Join us while we instigate bloodshed for fun and profit!”
What a great way to find out how well those dragon-talents work for yas! Or, if you are a more peaceful type, place bets on who will win, who will lose, and who loses the most snot! Bookies MAY be on hand to take all sorta bets like dat.
So, instead of wandering through the Shadowlands like you’ve done for the past few centuries, take your anger out on an opponent in the…
GOBODOMEEEEEEE
Location: Gadgetzan Cage, Tanaris
Time: 8pm RT
First Prize: 10,000 Gold, baby!
PS: Cross faction, cross-realm participants welcome!
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Recommend this guild. I’ve known some of their members for years and they’re super friendly.
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Hey there Nalerie!
Thank you for the recommendation and we didn’t even bribe yas to say dat! checks book of bribes to see if that’s actually true
Anyways. Much appreciated. We try to be super friendly, helpful helpers and are always looking for new Gobs ta join the ranks. And, if ya want to see a bunch of Goblins dancing the night away, visit the Rusty Nail, hosted by our great customers with the Blackwater Company. A totally legit, totally non-pirate group of misunderstood sailors.
checks book of bribes to see if he got that part right
Also, we’re kicking around some new ideas for…
GOBBODOMEEEEEEE!
After getting some amazing responses, participation, and insight into hosting beat-downs, we are CONSIDERING a super-duper, state-of-the-art, top secret, spit-polished addition POSSIBLY called:
BEYOND GOBBODOME - DUMPSTER DIVE EDITION
Yeah, you read dat right. We’ll ask all of the participants to dive into the trash, find the grayest of gray gear you can scrounge, and use it to wallop your friends for semi-precious coins and prestige. You can even show up in your undies!
Refs will be on hand to insure each combatant is wearing nothing but garbage. This means no magic rings, no enchanted trinkets, no sorcified necklaces. Nuttin but trash.
Hey, we know you’ve still got that 18 pound catfish stinking up your vault. What better use for it than BEYOND GOBBODOME, using it to slap the stuffing out of your opponent.
So, we’re still workin out the kinks, looking for an ideal location that reeks of rotten broccoli and when we’re satisfied you’ll be satisfied, we’ll ring the bell.
Until then, stay safe out there Gob fans!
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