How is the rp horde side? I know moonguard is a mostly alliance server but I figure it cant be so unbalanced… right?
Well to be fair yesterday was a holiday
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Sorry you feel the need to trash our guild Sahntiago. Are you struggling in your own guild perhaps? Or lack of one.
Our peak times are generally weekends, and we raid on Fridays and Saturdays, which is when you’ll see the most people online. We also have 10-15 people in attendance for our monthly guild meeting. Outside of events, there will be less people online, but I’m pretty sure that is the case for most guilds. Please don’t listen to the uninformed. If you join our discord, you’ll see plenty of activity (we like to chat when we’re at work).
Flashbang Exports November Guild Meeting
https://i.imgur.com/4XHYsRe.png
You can also find us here on Moon Guard Realm Population:
https://www.wowrealmpopulation.com/wow-us-realm-statistics.php?realm=moon-guard
We are the 7th most active Horde guild, and 46th overall.
You can’t really argue with statistics, no matter what some chump says.
I’ll post the guild events calendar for December shortly, so you can see whether our events match your time schedule. Bear in mind that we do have a mixture of US and Oceanic folks in our guild, so on weekdays our members our split over two periods: 6-10pm and 2-6am. So if you find one night that you can’t sleep, come hang out with us and you’ll likely have company!
Also, in answer to your question about MG Horde RP, Cyrazha - it is mostly guild based, and event-based. This is generally because of our smaller population, so we need to be organised to gather groups of people together.
Outside of events, you can generally find some walk-up RP around the Wyvern’s Tail in Orgrimmar. However, please don’t come to Horde side expecting it to be just like Alliance. They have 3 times our population, and it is a completely different world. But one that can be fun once you get used to it!
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I am really loving being part of this guild! So much so…I have multiple Goblin characters and alts I have moved over. There is so much to get involved in and I have enjoyed the mix of events.
RP events I have been to include the Grand Prix race, marketplace events, guild meetings, pet battles, I need to get to the next fishing event! Prizes for events are always fun!
Other events I regularly enjoy are the Multiple raid groups, M+ Dungeons, Island Expedition adventures and even Pvp nights…oh and there are even Mogs and Mounts runs to be had!
I can honestly say my week is jam packed!
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I feel like someone just trolled us, and I completely fell for it. We’ve spent the day telling each other, “Hey guys, did you know we’re DEAD?! No point continuing. We’re all failures, Don’t even show up to the raid!”
Oh and here’s another one, “So, what do dead goblins eat?”
Answer: “GRAAAINS”
Ah well. Looking back to see the funny side is part of #goblife. What fun is there in a guild if you can’t make bad jokes?
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So im here now!
Will contact an officer asap 
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Hiya Gob-fans! It’s good ole’ Eddy P here with some important and excitin news!
Startin’ Thursday, Decembah 12th, Flashbang’s runnin’ guild BG groups, and uncle Eddy’s gonna be your commandah. Dats right. Bringin da boom to Boomtastic, pvp-style! So you Gobs best be sharpenin’ your swords, cleanin’ your rifles, an clearin’ space above the mantel for a fuzz-faced new Gnome-mount. The Alliance ain’t gonna know what hit em.
Now, this is Flashbang only, so if yous guys want in on the action, ya best be joinin’ up, see?
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Blastowicz and Potlatch are two cool dudes. I mean, who else could rock those shades or a feathered hat with such pizzazz? No doubt about it, goblins have got swagger.
And you could too, if you rolled one. Short and green is the new hip!
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Fun and active group, very upbeat and definitely tight-knit; they work as a team.
This might sound like buzzwords to some, but in reality… it’s all genuine! Join the party~
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You need events? We got events!
FLASHBANG EXPORTS GUILD EVENTS FOR DECEMBER
Note - all times given are MG server time.
Sun 1 December, 8pm - Magical Mythics (Opfuz)
Tues 3 December, 3:00am - Mythic Dungeon Run (Hercula)
Tues 3 December, 8:30pm - Mythic Island Expeditions (Daxx/Raztrix)
Wed 4 December, 3am - Goblin PvP (Raztrix)
Wed 4 December, 8pm - Horde Tavern Night (Gavoz)
Fri 6 December, 10pm - Heroic Raid (Hercula)
Sat 7 December, 12:30am - Mythic Island Expeditions (Hercula)
Sat 7 December, 2:30pm - Mogs and Mounts Run (Thelldrix)
Sat 7 December, 5:30pm - Normal BoD Raid (Hercula)
Sat 7 December, 8pm - Flashbang Tavern Night (Lothaux)
Sat 7 December, 10:30pm - Operation: Mechagon (Hercula)
Sun 8 December, 8pm - Magical Mythics (Opfuz)
Tues 10 December, 3:00am - Mythic Dungeon Run (Hercula)
Tues 10 December, 8:30pm - Mythic Island Expeditions (Daxx/Raztrix)
Wed 11 December, 3am - Goblin PvP (Raztrix)
Wed 11 December, 8pm - Horde Tavern Night (Gavoz)
Thurs 12 December, 6pm - Goblin PvP (Potlatch)
Fri 13 December, 3:30am - Operation Mess-a-gone (Gilzleby)
Fri 13 December, 10pm - Heroic Raid (Hercula)
Sat 14 December, 12:30am - Mythic Island Expeditions (Hercula)
Sat 14 December, 2:30pm - Mogs and Mounts Run (Thelldrix)
Sat 14 December, 5:30pm - Normal BoD Raid (Hercula)
Sat 14 December, 8pm - Flashbang Tavern Night (Lothaux)
Sat 14 December, 9pm - Flashbang Exports Guild Meeting (Hercula)
Sat 14 December, 10:30pm - Operation: Mechagon (Hercula)
Sun 15 December, 8pm - Magical Mythics (Opfuz)
Tues 17 December, 3:00am - Mythic Dungeon Run (Hercula)
Tues 17 December, 8:30pm - Mythic Island Expeditions (Daxx/Raztrix)
Wed 18 December, 3am - Goblin PvP (Raztrix)
Wed 18 December, 8pm - Horde Tavern Night (Gavoz)
Thurs 19 December, 6pm - Goblin PvP (Potlatch)
Fri 20 December, 3:30am - Free for all Fridays (Gilzleby)
Fri 20 December, 9pm - Horde Guild Expo (Hercula)
Fri 20 December, 10pm - Heroic Raid (Hercula)
Sat 21 December, 12:30am - Mythic Island Expeditions (Hercula)
Sat 21 December, 2:30pm - Mogs and Mounts Run (Thelldrix)
Sat 21 December, 5:30pm - Normal BoD Raid (Hercula)
Sat 21 December, 8pm - Flashbang Tavern Night (Lothaux)
Sat 21 December, 10:30pm - Operation: Mechagon (Hercula)
Sun 22 December, 8pm - Magical Mythics (Opfuz)
Mon 23 December, 9pm - Goblin Lore Expedition (Hercula)
Tues 24 December, 3:00am - Mythic Dungeon Run (Hercula)
Tues 24 December, 8:30pm - Mythic Island Expeditions (Daxx/Raztrix)
Wed 25 December, 3am - Goblin PvP (Raztrix)
Wed 25 December, 8pm - Horde Tavern Night (Gavoz)
Thurs 26 December, 6pm - Goblin PvP (Potlatch)
Fri 27 December, 3:30am - Free for all Fridays (Gilzleby)
Fri 27 December, 10pm - Heroic Raid (Hercula)
Sat 27 December, 12:30am - Mythic Island Expeditions (Hercula)
Sat 27 December, 2:30pm - Mogs and Mounts Run (Thelldrix)
Sat 27 December, 5:30pm - Normal BoD Raid (Hercula)
Sat 27 December, 8pm - Flashbang Tavern Night (Lothaux)
Sat 27 December, 10:30pm - Operation: Mechagon (Hercula)
Sun 28 December, 8pm - Magical Mythics (Opfuz)
Tues 30 December, 3:00am - Mythic Dungeon Run (Hercula)
Tues 30 December, 8:30pm - Mythic Island Expeditions (Daxx/Raztrix)
Wed 31 December, 3am - Goblin PvP (Raztrix)
Wed 31 December, 8pm - Horde Tavern Night (Gavoz)
**Some events may be cancelled due to Xmas holidays
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If ya guys ever need goblin news reporters to aid you in your expeditions you know who to contact!
~Yours truly News Anchor Alienaris.
PS: This is one of Rustwell’s alts.
Our next Goblin Lore Expedition will be on Monday 23rd December at 9pm server time. In this event, we’ll be going to the The Krazzworks in Twilight Highlands.
Ever wondered what goes on in that isolated little island hilltop? Now’s your chance to find out! Suitable for RP beginners, but recommended level 84+ due to the location. (Warlock summons may be available for lower levels).
More details to come! Keep an eye on the separate Goblin Lore Expeditions thread (I will bump it soon).
You are more than welcome to come along and write a news article on the event, Alienaris. Bring your helicopter!
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Hey, hey, hey! Your good ole Uncle Eddy here, spreadin the news about the Flashbang Exports battleground group. Thursdays, 6pm realm time and Wednesdays at 3am realm time.
Last night, 2 matches, 2 wins and it was Flashbang that pulled em through. Yeah, forgetabout what dose others might be sayin. They helped, but we know who brought the Boom!
Anyways, why not bring your Goblin into the Flashbang empire. Boss has promised Gnome plushies if ya do! hehehehe. And when ya join, tell em it was Eddy P dat sent-cha.
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Our all-goblin raid team got down Heroic Lady Ashvane last night! That puts us at 4/8 Heroic Eternal Palace (and Orgorzoa to 15%!). At this rate we might even get AoTC before the next raid release. It once seemed like a lofty dream, but now almost within our grasp!
Not bad for a bunch of happy-go-lucky RPers! Since we’re all-goblin, that means no paladins, monks, druids, or demon hunters. We find ways to innovative ways to solve challenges using our own tool set.
So if you’re a person that always gets denied from Heroic raiding pug groups because you don’t have AoTC, consider rolling a goblin! We talk about the fights together as a group, and we don’t judge people based on meters. Recommended ilevel is 415+, but we will consider anyone 400+. Newcomers must start as DPS. Healing and tank spots awarded only to reliable regulars.
Our raid schedule is 10pm-12am Fridays - that’s only 2 hours per week!
(We also have a Normal raid team doing Crucible of Storms and BoD that runs Saturdays 530-7:30pm.)
If you would like to get involved, please contact Hercula (discord: Hercula#4087)
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gasps
Gnome plushies? I love plushies!
Especially gnome plushies. They’re all quiet like - unlike the real deal. Ugh that babbling.
makes a moue of distaste and announces in squeaky voice
“Safety first!” “Redundant systems are the way to go. User safety is optimal!”
UGH
I still want a plushie though. PLUSHIES! 
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Gnome plushies you say? When did we start handing out gnome plushies? Mush have missed that memo. 
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Hiya Daxx. Yeah, you surely missed it. Straight from the boss’s pen. Sayin any a yous guys who kill a Gnome in a battleground or one a dem island adventchas, well, she’s gonna give yas a Gnome plushie!
All true. Mhmm. If I’m lyin, I’m dyin! And you know ole Eddy P’d nevah steer ya wrong. Nope. Nevah.
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It’s all happening at Flashbang Exports!
Last week we had our monthly guild meeting, where we discussed all our money-making schemes, new members, promotions, and upcoming events!
https://i.imgur.com/uS4tTP9.png
Tonight we hosted the Horde Guild Expo. We’re the least conspicuous gang you’ll ever meet ever!
https://i.imgur.com/HFzNrx1.png
Then it was straight on to raiding at Eternal Palace, where we downed Heroic Orgozoa for the first time! Flashbang Exports is now 5/8 Heroic ET.
We also have a new Goblin Lore Expedition coming up Mon 23rd Dec at 9pm!
https://i.imgur.com/KubdKuC.png
These and many more events (e.g. pet battles, mythics, island expeditions, and battlegrounds) to participate in when you join Moon Guard’s largest and loudest all-goblin guild, Flashbang Exports!
P.S. We are currently short on healers (priests and shaman) as well as warlocks, if anyone is thinking of rolling a new goblin toon!
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I wanted to wish you guys(and gals) happy holidays. Hope all is going well with Flashbang Exports and you are enjoying the season. This is usually a fun time. PS: This is Rustwell. Just replying on this character cause I like how this one looks a bit more.
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Thanks Cashcollecta! I hope you’re having a great holiday too.
In other news, Flashbang Exports is recruiting goblins of all shapes and sizes, particularly anyone who would like to be part of a Normal or Heroic raid team.
Recruiting Needs:
=HEROIC=
Fridays 10pm-12am
ilevel: 415+
Tanks:
Currently full
Healers:
1 x Holy Priest
1 x Discipline Priest
DPS:
1 x Frost DK
1 x Enha Shaman
1 x Demo/Destr Warlock
=NORMAL=
Saturdays 5:30-7:30pm
ilevel: 370+
Tanks:
1 x Protection Warrior
Healers:
1 X Resto Shaman
DPS:
1 x Frost/Fire Mage
1 x Enha/Ele Shaman
1 x Arms/Fury Warrior
If you would like to fill one of these positions, please message Hercula (discord: Hercula#4087). We don’t do raid trials, but we do expect our goblins to be reliable and cooperative. You also need to be able to listen on discord voice chat.
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