[Goblin H-RP] <Flashbang Exports> Boomtastic!

Guild legacy raid run tonight. Storming the Citidal, Icecrown that is. Watch out Arthas/Lich King, Flashbang is coming for our mog, pets, and mount!

Some screenshots from our awesome Casino Night!

A big thank you to Obsidian Conclave and the Sunsworn for coming along and making it 100x more fun!!

Jari won the major prize and picked a mechanohog!

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Had a blast at Casino Night. Nice little turn out. What happens at the Pleasure Palace, stays at the Pleasure Palace. :grin:

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*a slight thump thump, thump thump can be heard. The wind blows and the trees crackle and pop as they bow to those winds. Air swirling, screaming past and enveloping everything within in its power.

4 of 7 now in Uldir. We had 18 goblins within the raid group. 16 of us were guildies, and 2 were friendly goblins from WRA. Great job Gobos!

I was so proud of us tonight! Everyone gave it 100% and was trying so hard. Our group coordination improves every week. All our goblins stayed positive, and relaxed for the most part…especially in between fights!

I love the team that we’re building.

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Stares longingly

Hey Jukey, we’re more than happy to include goblins from other servers at our events. Add me to Battletag Nexus#1943. I’m sure we can set something up!

You can add me as well, Nytis#1984. Flywheel or myself form the raid grp.

Who’s the toughest guy I know?

Obviously its Gobber. He’s not just the strongest, but also the only person I trust. The dude literally carries my bank around with him.

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Hey gang, I’m on holiday at the moment (at a tropical island resort in true goblin style!).

Anyhow, I get back in a few days, but in the meanwhile I’ve left Flashbang in the capable hands of my trusted Head Supervisors.

Hopefully no one resorted to cleaning out all our guild funds to pay off one of Gallywix’s goons while I was gone.

Why didn’t someone tell me to hide a secret stash?!

Long story short, if you have any guild enquiries, but I’m not around, please poke Mekgrim, Fintox, Daxx, Finzi, or Gadric.

They’re on the highest wage bracket, so trust me, they’ll see to your needs…personally.

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Some troll is messing with us. Accusing us of blowing up “the great volcano” and destroying Kezan. Totally false though. His only true statement is that us gobos left our troll slaves to die on the island. This guy is still holding a grudge. Geeez.

Guild meeting tonight at 8p realm time. Dont worry if you’re not part of the guild. I’m inviting you to attend this event as well, as long as you’re a goblin that is. Who knows. Maybe you’ll introduce yourself and end up joining the best group of goblins this side of Azeroth. Just send me a communication ((whisper in game)) today and I’ll send you the location information.

Zin’bo is all the talk within our guild. Who is he? What is he? What does he want?

I once crossed a Nightelf. I say once because he wont be around for a second sighting. The dead can’t speak.

“You are walking through the forest and decide to stomp on a nearby critter, you miss and the little jerk runs up your leg, into your armor, and begins to gnaw on your soft bits. Do you A) Calmly remove your armor and release the thing. Or B) GET A HAMMER AND RING YOURSELF LIKE A BELL TILL THE THING DIES! If you chose ‘B’ Flashbang Exports may just be the place for you.”

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Join Flashvang Exports. We’re the #1 green friendly guild on the server. In fact, we only except short individuals with a green tint. Go green. Go Flashbang!

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Lots of good stuff happening soon. We’re hosting the Horde Guild Expo tonight. After that we’re raiding Uldir normal with an all-goblin team! Tomorrow we’re doing a goblin lore expedition to Ratchet, which will be a fun RP event. On Tuesday, Fintox will be encouraging our goblins to hit some BGs together.

Next week we’re sending a team into Battle for Dazar’alor!

Yes, we do lots of activities, but if you really want to get in, you have to play a goblin, and love them like we do!

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Somebody once said goblins weren’t all that. Nobody’s seen them sense.

Still looking for more goblins. Especially paladin, druid and monks.

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