Goblin Boobs

Serious reasoning is because they breed like Rabbits, Goblins are basically America with less human morales so it means they die ALOT so they breed alot to keep themselves existing.

Thus with larger mammeries it means they can feed more younglings.

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Same as their lips.

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Didn’t think it was possible.

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Yeah most the ladies possess a uh
 considerable amount of assets that’s for sure.

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I disagree?

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Ya. Sexiness sells after all. It is no wonder they put some extra level of effort into it.

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Eh-- Plate wearers don’t need one
:rainbow:

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The last goblin female I saw was a goblin dk on this forum
and she was ugly as anything


You’re just saying that because it’s objectively true.

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We do! Just check me out wink wink nudge nudge

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That’s because it’s not a troll. Goblin females, especially in proportion to their size, have some of the most exaggerated female figures in the game. They basically are small packages of sex.

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That goblin female isn’t too bad looking I suppose


Hawkens, you’d better have washed your hands before making chili fries.

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ya, its mandatory even when touching people.
plus i already had some in the pot.

I have to admit, I may have “observed” this phenomenon in the past
 but I still feel the need for independent verification.

Thanks, now I have 2 big reasons to log back into retail!

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Skaven over in Warhammer are even worse.

one word: Plastics

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Yall are still going on about the green peas


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i mean, femgnomes are fairly large too

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