Goblin Boobs

Anyone noticed this? In preportion/ratio to their total body size, female goblin boobs are the largest out of all the playable races. :melon::melon:

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That’s some research.

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It was an intensive process of hunting down what few goblin players I could find and whipping out the tape measure…

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Well they are a gnome. Goblin females are about the only race who’s boobs are about at eye level for them…

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A lot of groping happened too! You naughty boy!

What can I say… we have too good of a support! Bra engineering at its finest!

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Why do you think I argue on these forums every day for the faction divide to end?

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Goblin women. They got the best boobies anywhere!

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On the other hand, tauren women. how do baby tauren not starve?

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seriously… lmao i feel like im the twilight zone rn

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Until it explodes.

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Alright, but now subtract the plastic.

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They also have the biggest hands, which is a great match.

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Gives new meaning to the phrase more than a handfuls a waste…

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Those are actually bombs, you’ve got be discreet with explosives.

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Actually he hired a human to do it, not many gnomes want to touch a goblin.

i was that human…

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Btw… they’re real and they’re spectacular!

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I’m a simple man. I see a post about boobs, I click that post. Now that I know it’s about freaky goblin boobs… I suddenly feel I should either back out of the room or start drinking again.

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Pics or it didn’t happen.

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So what you are saying is there are a lot of goblin girls out there with chili fry stains on their shirts.

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shows picture
right there…

i wash my hands, plus, i dont eat with gloves on.