Gnomest! I am ready to join!

Carissaria-aggramar · December 28, 2018, 2:44am

Ok, I’ll trust you on that part. Well good luck with your burning crusade

Airc-shattered-hand · December 28, 2018, 2:44am

I’ve sacrificed nothing! (and am still trained and equipped to deal with demons) What have you given? (I gave at the office)

Derbert-kul-tiras · December 28, 2018, 2:44am

She was my favorite of all the Spice Girls.

Cruelzebub-zuljin · December 28, 2018, 2:46am

I am prepared.

Swiftraven-moon-guard · December 28, 2018, 2:46am

ah yes, and she was also delicious

Derbert-kul-tiras · December 28, 2018, 2:47am

Yay! Or, rather, I mean, you have sacrificed everything!

Biamart-goldrinn · December 28, 2018, 2:49am

Oh god, they reproduce fast.

Carissaria-aggramar · December 28, 2018, 2:49am

Ruh, roh. We elves will have some competition soon

Hella-malfurion · December 28, 2018, 2:50am

We must summon Gnomest into this thread! Ties an Imp to a tree Hopefully that gets her attention!

Swiftraven-moon-guard · December 28, 2018, 2:50am

gnomes must reproduce quickly to make up for all who are eaten by the bigger races on a regular basis

Cruelzebub-zuljin · December 28, 2018, 2:51am

Someone had to step in to fill the void left in the cosmos when you people came back to Azeroth and started fighting amongst yourselves again.

There are masterless demons out there who are raising hell and need to be eradicated! At least someone is willing to step in to do the job.

Derbert-kul-tiras · December 28, 2018, 2:51am

YES! WHAT SHE SAID!

Mooriartee-khaz-modan · December 28, 2018, 2:54am

C’mon folks, we don’t eat the whole gnome, just the toes.

Here, I just whipped up a fresh bucket of hot buttered gnome toes. Grab a handful and give them a try.

So tasty, so crunchy, and so so delicious!

/moo

Biamart-goldrinn · December 28, 2018, 2:54am

So you guys are the reason I rarely see any gnomes around? Slow down on the hunting.

Squirmy-greymane · December 28, 2018, 2:54am

these elves are very small, and where are their ears?

strange indeed, they must truly have sacrificed everything, including their good looks and physique!

Vhx-kiljaeden · December 28, 2018, 2:56am

This thread needs more snacks!

Swiftraven-moon-guard · December 28, 2018, 2:57am

how wasteful, gotta eat the whole thing, don’t leave even a single hair behind

Derbert-kul-tiras · December 28, 2018, 2:58am

Waitaminute. When did all you blood elves and tauren become forsaken? Eating gnomes? How is THAT fun?

Spellchaser-ravencrest · December 28, 2018, 2:58am

If only you tall races had followed protocols, we wouldn’t be in this predicament.

We could end up having to fight the Legion on Azeroth all over again!

(Doesn’t sound all that bad actually…)

Swiftraven-moon-guard · December 28, 2018, 2:59am

gnomes are a staple food in the blood elf diet