Gnomest! I am ready to join!

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Gnomest! Where are you!? I’ve been looking for you, to join the Gnomish Illidari Forces! I am ready!

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Have you sacrificed everything? What have you given?

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d’oooh aren’t you precious

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Lets eat it

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hey hush there, we don’t eat gnomes! let’s treat him to a nice spa in our not-a-cauldon hot tub so he’s nice and ready to join his new friends <3

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I have sacrificed EVERYTHING! All my mechanostriders are gone, I threw my toolbox off the edge of Mac’Aree! My family won’t talk to me because the fel I used to die my hair green smells worse than Gnomeregan radiation!

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That last part has to be an exaggeration. Nothing smells worse than those knock-off Hulk gnomes down there in that irradiated city of yours :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’ve got some nice not-onion bath bombs!

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Are you crazy?? Of course we eat gnomes. Don’t mind play with the food, the increased stress spoils the meat.

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I’m very impressed, you even gouged out your eyes in advance. That’s some hardcore dedication to the cause.

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Awnnn couple gnome demon hunters, I approve this! :blush:

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You should eat rabbits instead. Gnomes bones are too crunchy and they are everywhere

Plus, only my special Gnome spice makes them taste just the right way

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I mean… have you smelled fel?

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We could move on to kal’dorei

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All shall fear us!

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I think my nose’s fel smellers were burnt out in legion to smell them anymore. Falling in those green lava pits tends to have that affect.

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who needs gnome spice when you can just pluck them off the ground and eat them on the spot? we don’t got time for gnome spice

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You can borrow my spice anytime you like, heh heh

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Ha-ha, you irradiated munchkins are funny.

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Yeah, trust me, fel hair dye is WAY worse.

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