Gnomes share thread

Please Share Your Gnomes. I want to know i am not alone. Mechangnomes are welcomed as well

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sprouts glorious beard and mustache

How do you do fellow gnomes?

tries to mimic the gnome mannerisms, poorly

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Ah yes you will do fellow gnome. We must complete our daily sacrifices.

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Um, okay.

slowly walks towards the exit

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Snugglekins the Destroyer, my primary Alliance tank.

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secretly thinks the gnome is adorable

She can join my party! Zug Zug!

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cracks knuckles

limbers up huggin’ arms

Bring it in, buddy. I gotchu.

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You rang?

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Beep Boop :robot:

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hugs Cuddlewidget

Daaaw. I needed that.

It seems I am not alone great to hear

Hello! I am gnome!

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WE ARE GNOMES! WE ARE LEGION!

(yes website that is a damn complete sentence)

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Get your own gnomes, this one’s mine. :meat_on_bone:

MollyHatchet, My Warrior-in-progress.

Looks a bit like me on a bad hair day.

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I just turned 60 last week.

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Happy birthday! :birthday:

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Another dungeon
The twentieth I’ve run today
Another party
To carry on my merry way
My motivation
A satchel of odds and ends
‘cause we all know
That my trinket’s not dropping, again
No explanations
Will be given after we begin
So need one now’s the time for you to start speakin’
I’m topping meters
And now my unfortunate friend
You will discover
A race you’re unable to win

I’ll have you know
That I’ve become

A gnome, unpuntable
Optimism that is uncrushable
Come from Acherus
The floating Ebon Hold
Annihilation’s never been so adorable
Every elf and human man will grow
Emasculated as they see me run the show
Healer’s AFK? Well, I’ll survive
I’m an indestructible gothic loli

Another facepalm
As I solo every boss fight
Because the rest of you
Cannot dodge the fire right
My patience ending
Is no reason for me to be mean
I keep my party chat
Ever so helpful and clean
A declaration
Though many might call it naive
I won’t surrender, keep wearing
My heart on my sleeve
No contradiction
That it does not beat anymore
Suffice to know
That’s it’s three sizes bigger than yours

You will be shown
How I’ve become

A gnome, unpuntable
Optimism that is uncrushable
Come from Acherus
The floating Ebon Hold
Annihilation’s never been so adorable
Every elf and human man will grow
Emasculated as they see me run the show
Healer’s AFK? Well, I’ll survive
I’m an indestructible gothic loli

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In my culture, the gnomes are the sacrifices.

Heh, never thought a Mechagnome DK would be a possibility.

The minute I saw it being a thing, I had to roll one.

Plus Mechagnome racials are pretty strong.

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