Give Worgen Tails (Part 1)

Less if I turned and stood sideways. I’m willing to put money down that I am the only one posting right now that’s taken an arrow between the ribs unscathed. UNSCATHED! cause I’m mostly empty inside… It’s why I post here so much… to fill the emptiness.

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The devs hate us because we had to take the place of their Golden Bears as the Ally race for Cata when China objected to them.

I keep telling people to use fire, but they never listen…

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And they never will. It’s adorable, but we can’t understand your barking! All that stuff from Lassie? All the, “what? Jimmy is stuck in the water well?” - That’s all fake. Nobody understood Lassie and nobody understands you… Except me, cause I know a guy.

eyes Sumwun suspiciously

I played a Worgen on the Greymane server from the very start of the race becoming playable in Cata. The GM of my guild also poked fun at my preference for the Worgen race by replying to most anything I said with “What’s that, Lassie? Is Timmy stuck in a well?”, or “Who’s the good boy? Want a snausage?”

He most often played a Death Knight. You know…a type of undead?

Evil minds think alike.

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I’d at least have offered you to go for a ride or a walk too.

Evil? I dunno about evil. Antagonistic?? perhaps…

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All of this arguing, and I just want my wolf people to have wolf tails.

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Leave it to the undead to worry about a Worgen #2… Can someone come compost this guy already? I’m fairly sure the Worms would love some not so fresh mage…

Excuse me! I am NOT undead.

Crap, no, wait… I am. damn it.

You let worgen worry about how they’re gonna handle their bodily functions with their tails when they are finally given.

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Ok I’m sorry living impaired

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wait… You aren’t a Worgen! what are you their handler? Did the wittle puppies call in backup?

It’s starting to feel like a petting zoo in here and I’m holding a hand full of dry corn.

::Fakes left, spins right::

Speaking as a race with a tail, they need one. So I advocate. Give them a fluffy wolf tail. Make the puppers happy

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What?? You’re not even from this planet! Someone build me an extra large slingshot, We need to get this ET back home… WITH her tail.

You listen here. I’m staying right where I am. AND still advocating for worgen tails. I am forever! Eventually you will rot away.

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Uh… I already did!! Someone get NASA on the line, we’ve got an Illegal here breathing our air. Let’s get her back in space please. Aren’t you blue things from space, like, space dogs? Is there a planet full of Space Dog owners worried sick about their pets? They blue, hairless pets?

Boi! Do I look blue to you?!

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I don’t see skin color… only faction.

So yes… you do look blue.

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I heard that in Thanos’ voice…

Well now I just need Thanos to actually say that lol.

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